UCLA Finds a Commencement Speaker That Makes James Franco Look Like an Intellectual Heavyweight

Remember last week when James Franco canceled his UCLA commencement address scheduled for this Friday so he could attend a kegger or something? Well, the school announced Franco's replacement today and it's, well, just plain awful.
James Franco Totally Screwed UCLA's Grads, Brah
Noted sleep-deprived grad student/part-time thespian James Franco was scheduled to deliver the commencement address at UCLA next Friday (What, was Skeet Ulrich not available?), but he backed out today at the last minute, and now the Bruin Nation is weeping!
UCLA Students: James Franco Is an Academic Lightweight
Foolish idealists have banded together and formed a Facebook group protesting the University's choice to have honey-dipped actor James Franco as their keynote graduation speaker. Because looking at that mug for 30 minutes is torture.
Mainstream media decides Google no longer makes you stupid
The long, slow process of scientific peer review makes a dull story. It's much snappier to throw out a contrarian question like, "Has Google made us stupid?" After the topic bubbles around a bit, it's appealing to find an exclusive new study that rebuts the media's own conventional wisdom. When that reporter's need…
UCLA discovers 13 million-digit prime number, disproves crowdsourcing
Hoping to encourage cooperative computing on the Web, the Electronic Frontier Foundation offered a $100,000 prize to anyone who could come up with a prime number with more than 10 million digits. A government-funded state university, UCLA, will claim the prize, rather than some promising amateur using distributed Web…
Hospital to fire 13 employees who snooped on Britney's records
God I love audit trails. UCLA Medical Center is going to fire at least 13 staffers who poked around where they shouldn't in Britney Spears's medical records. Too bad alleged HIPAA violator Dr. Phil won't be hitting the bricks with them. (Photo by Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images)
