The Drunk UConn Mac And Cheese Fiend Is Sorry He Was A 'Complete Asshole'
The drunken UConn idiot who threw a tantrum when he was denied the sweet, sweet pleasures of cheesy pasta has finally surfaced.
Drunken Mac and Cheese Tantrum-Baby Reportedly Expelled from UConn
Luke Gatti, the 19-year-old University of Connecticut student who swaggered into a campus cafeteria with a beer Sunday night and drunkenly demanded some “fucking jalapeño bacon mac and cheese,” has reportedly been expelled from the university over the incident.
Drunken Uconn Shithead Wants His Mac and Cheese Right Now, Cafeteria Staff Not Having It
This video, uploaded to YouTube Monday, stars an entitled young UConn student who wants some “fucking bacon jalapeño mac and cheese,” but these “fucking idiot” cafeteria workers won’t give it to him. Instead, they keep telling him he’s going to get expelled for bringing beer into Union Street Market. Whatever! This is…
Fox Host Calls UConn's Basketball Team the "NAACP National Champs"
Well, Fox News almost made it through this year's NCAA basketball tournament without saying something sorta racist. This morning, Heather Childers of Fox & Friends First introduced highlights of the University of Connecticut's men's basketball championship victory by calling them the "NAACP national champs."
Here's the Horrible Comedy Sketch About Rape That Has UConn in Uproar
UConn, America's foremost institution of sports riots and male rage, is in uproar after student-run (and student-funded) television network UCTV aired a sketch comedy segment that depicted a crying girl using a blue-light phone while fleeing a possible rapist. As she attempts to escape, the robotic blue-light voices…
UConn's Quarterback Has an Impressive Trick Shot Video
Johnny McEntee is the quarterback for UConn and he's got pretty good aim. In this video, he and some friends set up obstacles in which Johnny has to hit the target.
Village People Puppets Make for One Crazy Halftime Routine
For anyone out there who always thought that college basketball was desperately in need of some halftime dancing routines that included puppets of the Village People, then that dream was realized at halftime of a UConn game. Enjoy.
