Manbird, the most difficult and least popular language on Earth, has over 500 variations of one particularly offensive phrase. It takes a firm grasp of deep throat resonance to get all the nuances just right. Lesson number one inside.
Have you ever had a nightmare about getting married? How about having sex with you mother? Why not both! Thanks to a zombie roommate and a seriously freaky puzzle box: welcome to Mark Lilly's worst nightmare come true.
Do you know what a typical week at the office looks like for a social worker? Mark Lilly fathered a patient's baby and saved his best friend from a cult by turning into his ex-girlfriend. And that's all before Wednesday.
Kristen Wiig guest-starred in a Twilight tale of vampires, love, and bureaucracy. Lt. Grimes' daughter fell for a bloodsucker, but neither father nor state would stand for inter-species romance—at least not until the couple completed the requisite seminars.
Today at Gawker.TV, Suze Orman's a boastful cowgirl at heart, America's Next Top Models know nothing about fashion, New York City's "treegasm," Kate Gosselin's admits she's to blame, and South Park's 200th episode takes on every celebrity they've ever scorned.
Treegasm, a once in a lifetime mating ritual observed on last night's Ugly Americans, caused the deciduous denizens of New York ("treetures", if you're arboreal), to blossom sexually into boastful douchebags modeled after that Don Juan of reality television, Mystery.
Today at Gawker.TV, Fox and Friends' interview with Miss America is just depressing, Ugly Americans visits New Jersey, Justin's new-found sexuality inspires a "Coming Out" surprise party on Ugly Betty, and the best celebrity cameos in commercials.
Tonight's episode of Ugly Americans re-imagined a post-demonic apocalypse New Jersey, zombie race-hate and all. With storylines like this, we can see why this show is gaining fans at an exponential rate each week.
Leonard's brother, Christ Angel, is an impressively douchey illustrated approximation of the actual Mindfreak. Watch in wonder as he shoots doves out of his crotch and births himself from the loins of an audience volunteer at Radio City.
Today at Gawker.TV, the hosts of The View turn into puppets, George and Robin flub up their lines on GMA, Ugly American's pilot episode, and how last night's Top Model is more like a Japanese game show thank you think.
Comedy Central's new show, Ugly Americans, explores what life in New York City would be like if zombies, demons and various other manner of ghouls were real. Turns out, life would be about the same as it is now.
Adult Animation is becoming mainstream, but the line such a thing must walk to capture a real audience keeps thinning. Will Ugly Americans reach a real audience, or will it vanish as so many attempts at "innovation" seem to do?
