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07/06/09
07/06/09
/Jim Cramer
Somebody should set fire to the Goldman building
/Matt Taibbi
And I like that Spanish Prisoner pic.
07/06/09
07/06/09
And I agree, the music should get extra appreciation. Especially for a movie where the sound is otherwise so sparse and low-volume.
07/06/09
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
04/08/09
04/08/09
04/08/09
04/08/09
As long as they're not in public, whatevs.
03/16/09
03/16/09
CUOMO STAFFER:
Oh good, it's 3:49PM, and here's the list with 11 minutes to go! Let's have a look: Parker, Bonnie; Barrow, Clyde; Dillinger, John; Cassidy, Butch; Hearst, Patty. Yeah, looks about right!
03/16/09
03/16/09
03/16/09
Have at it.
03/16/09
On a related note, the treasury department is starting to worry me just a wee bit. The government essentially owns AIG and still they let things like this happen??? This is one more reason the govt shouldn't nationalize banks.
03/16/09
03/16/09
Fuck bonuses. Fuck contracts between scumbags. Anything over $250,000 transferred to scumbags from scumbags or stolen by scumbags from non-scumbags -- the expression is "clawed back."
Sorry. Particularly foul mood today.
03/16/09
Might be just what they need.
03/16/09
03/16/09
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I feel the same way you do. My s.o. works at a place where no one got paid (they make low salaries and have to earn their keep with the business they bring in) - except the jerks they hired from a now-defunct-house who have brought in exactly 0.... but had big guarantees. One of them was joking on the desk about how much he hated going to St. Bart's but his kids loved it. Surprised he wasn't lynched by his colleagues.
03/16/09
But seriously, I think this thing could've been handled better. If they are obligated to give bonuses in their life insurance or aircraft leasing groups - go for it. Just announce that you're paying contractual bonuses to people in profitable sectors of your business. Whatever you do, don't pay the CDS guys. Fire them all and hire a new crew. Plenty of out of work CDS guys swarming NY and London - they could have the pick of the litter.