As you listen to these posh accents, keep in mind at least four things about Sariah:
1.) Under Shariah, adultery is a capital crime, which affects women more than men because under Shariah men can have four wives and its real easy for men to get "approval" from a local imam to fuck more than one woman by simply "marrying" them. And they have "no obligation" marriage contracts where women then agree to give up their rights to inheritance and custody, in return usually for material things, like an apartment or car or even a monthly stipend. This is basically designed to give religious approval for men (and only men) to have mistresses. In other words, men can legally cheat monogamy but women cannot, and if they do they can be stoned to death (in Shariah's purest form).
2.) Diyyah, or "blood money," helps rich people get away with crimes because the wealthier you are the more likely you can meet the diyyah demands of the victims or victim's next-of-kin. Remember that sheikh that tortured that guy in Dubai? He could afford to pay the huge diyyah that the victim demanded. If it had been reversed: the poor Afghan merchant torturing a rich Emirati sheikh, the merchant would not have been able to meet the diyyah demand. Diyyah helps rich people get away with crimes by allowing them to use their wealth to pay off blood money demands. Poor people must rely on charity to do the same. Poor people are more likely to be executed for capital crimes under this system.
3.) Legal representation is optional. If you can afford it, you can retain a legal representative. If you cannot, tough titty; you go before the judge anyway (while the other guy might have lawyers). Again, poor people must rely on pro bono charity. So poor people are more likely to not have legal representation in a Shariah court.
4.) Other than the prescribed capital crimes, judges can assign punishments at their discretion. So judge A gives one guy who mugged an old lady 20 years and 4,000 lashes. Judge B might assign five years and 500 lashes for the same crime.
So, yeah, Shariah sucks for at least these four reasons.
Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day when the grocer's daughter finally dies from being an evil bitch. As for Harper, he's an asshole. One of the saddest moments in Canadian history was when Obama visited Ottawa and stood beside Stephen Harper. #foreignaffairs
Some of those drunken cheers will be from this side of the Atlantic on that happy day. As for Harper, he's a fucking idiot. One of the saddest days in Canadian history was when Obama visited Ottawa and stood beside Stephen Harper. #foreignaffairs
Christ, who knew there are so many Canadians on Gawker? No wonder the place seems to be getting cleaner, more polite, and is developing an inferiority complex. Eh? #foreignaffairs
You know what I always found strange: "The queen is dead. Long live the queen!" I know it's just declaring that there's a new queen, but it just seems so, so, "Yeah, you're dead [step over corpse of dead queen] and hey, you, now you're ruler and get to have your picture on the money. Congrats. Take her to be robed expeditiously.) #foreignaffairs
Of course Canada is gullible, but it serves our purposes. For more than 200 years we let them think they were an independent country until those meddling kids from South Park spilled the beans. #foreignaffairs
What I find fascinating, scary and sickening, is that John Baird, who is described as Harper's right hand man, enforcer and closest confidant, is a big homo. This Conservative party is the most homophobic, hateful group, who wanted to amend/dismantle gay marriage in Canada, and Baird stands by and says nothing. Yes, America, we have Republican closet cases too. #foreignaffairs
@secretagentman: Well that explains nearly everything... More info if you can please!!!
Did you also know Harper wears tonnes of pancake makeup, eyeliner, and has plastic hair (from over application of hairspray)... A friend was at an Ottawa reception of somekind recently--apparently he also has the handshake/charisma of a dead fish. So disillusioned with the state of politics back home these little tidbits fill me with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
@BeeGee: don't forget the weird purple lipstick. well, I'm sure it's pink in the tube, but when slathered on Harper's dead blue lips, he looks like a poorly-made over corpse. #foreignaffairs
@secretagentman: The man is a blow-hard, a walking dick who looks like he's drawn by Jack Kirby. Please don't try to humanize him with rumours of gayness. #foreignaffairs
@secretagentman: Okay, in that case, please confirm or deny whether he and Rick Mercer used to be an item. I will be a workplace hero if I can bring this one home... #foreignaffairs
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1.) Under Shariah, adultery is a capital crime, which affects women more than men because under Shariah men can have four wives and its real easy for men to get "approval" from a local imam to fuck more than one woman by simply "marrying" them. And they have "no obligation" marriage contracts where women then agree to give up their rights to inheritance and custody, in return usually for material things, like an apartment or car or even a monthly stipend. This is basically designed to give religious approval for men (and only men) to have mistresses. In other words, men can legally cheat monogamy but women cannot, and if they do they can be stoned to death (in Shariah's purest form).
2.) Diyyah, or "blood money," helps rich people get away with crimes because the wealthier you are the more likely you can meet the diyyah demands of the victims or victim's next-of-kin. Remember that sheikh that tortured that guy in Dubai? He could afford to pay the huge diyyah that the victim demanded. If it had been reversed: the poor Afghan merchant torturing a rich Emirati sheikh, the merchant would not have been able to meet the diyyah demand. Diyyah helps rich people get away with crimes by allowing them to use their wealth to pay off blood money demands. Poor people must rely on charity to do the same. Poor people are more likely to be executed for capital crimes under this system.
3.) Legal representation is optional. If you can afford it, you can retain a legal representative. If you cannot, tough titty; you go before the judge anyway (while the other guy might have lawyers). Again, poor people must rely on pro bono charity. So poor people are more likely to not have legal representation in a Shariah court.
4.) Other than the prescribed capital crimes, judges can assign punishments at their discretion. So judge A gives one guy who mugged an old lady 20 years and 4,000 lashes. Judge B might assign five years and 500 lashes for the same crime.
So, yeah, Shariah sucks for at least these four reasons.
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Did you also know Harper wears tonnes of pancake makeup, eyeliner, and has plastic hair (from over application of hairspray)... A friend was at an Ottawa reception of somekind recently--apparently he also has the handshake/charisma of a dead fish. So disillusioned with the state of politics back home these little tidbits fill me with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......
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