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    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    Nic Cage is divorcing his waitress? the one who bore the superman heir? or something? I'm schocked. Also, I knew someone who lived in the same apartment that the kid from Family Ties, in CO. All kinds of police activity going on there.
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    I am just as good a person as Halle Berry. On weekends, I read this gossip column to blind people no matter how much they beg me to stop.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Edited by Cheruth at 12/13/09 5:22 PM Cheruth was starred Cheruth was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    I think this picture should be mandatory in any future LiLo posts.
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    Image of Whitney Jefferson Whitney Jefferson
    12/13/09

    @Matt Cherette: I wholeheartedly agree!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    Hi. Could you do a word cloud made of all your gossip roundups so we can get a handle on what the heck is really going on here?
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    "So, scraggly smelly old punk rock legend Patti Smith"

    That's scraggly smell old punk rock *hipster* legend to you, sir.
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    Image of Senor_Macho_Solo Senor_Macho_Solo
    12/13/09

    @ShawnP: No, real people like her too.
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    ShawnP promoted this comment Senor_Macho_Solo was starred Senor_Macho_Solo was unstarred
    Image of Regular_Stormy Regular_Stormy
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    C'mon, Long Island gave us Natalie Portman. Don't judge us all based on the Lohan clan.
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    NigelAstydameia promoted this comment Regular_Stormy was starred Regular_Stormy was unstarred
    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    12/13/09

    @Regular_Stormy: You mean the girl who helped ruin the Star Wars franchise? That one?

    There. I said it. Even the pixie doesn't get a pass on that.
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    Edited by NigelAstydameia at 12/13/09 3:02 PM NigelAstydameia was starred NigelAstydameia was unstarred
    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    12/13/09

    @Regular_Stormy: Meaning that without Long Island we would never have had that brief period of time where people thought Zack Braff was cool and interesting.
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    marin79 promoted this comment Edited by Cheruth at 12/13/09 5:17 PM Cheruth was starred Cheruth was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/13/09

    @NigelAstydameia: Thanks for using "helped," there, I don't want anyone to forget what an incredible team effort that was.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    Me, I'm actually a fairly good person, even in Halle Berry terms. You can be non-evil in your activities but still enjoy it in your entertainment, it turns out.

    Also, if Page Six is correct, I have a new respect for Ralph Fiennes.
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    Image of Iron Gossett Jr. Iron Gossett Jr.
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    Foster, your writing increasingly gives me those "popped an Adderall while hungover" headaches. Just piles and piles of meaningless noise.

    Ack!
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Iron Gossett Jr. was starred Iron Gossett Jr. was unstarred
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    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    [Ed. *I don't actually know this. Like I give a shit. We're all terrible people.]

    We're not all terrible people, though I'm perfectly willing to concede that you might be a terrible person. I hope you feel better soon.
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    Image of lakk lakk
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    It's like if David Foster Wallace wrote Gawker gossip.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment lakk was starred lakk was unstarred
    Image of bitch_pleaze bitch_pleaze
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    What happens when you become that which you mock Foster? Reading your glib hipsterisms makes me want to scratch out my eyes with the 'hipster grifter's' jailhouse shank. But other than that my Sunday morning is going pretty well. Thanks for asking.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Edited by bitch_pleaze at 12/13/09 1:16 PM bitch_pleaze was starred bitch_pleaze was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/13/09

    @bitch_pleaze: What happens when you become that which you mock?...

    Bingo.
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    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    Dear god, Foster. Is this a really bad hangover talking?
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    Foster I had no idea what the fuck is going on here either. NYC is seriously turning fucking insane lately. Soon I'll be jumping off the E of the Empire Hotel into a vat of gravy made from the dogs the Olsen twins left in Pinkberry.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/13/09

    @fatmonalisa: Basically, YES.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    News about Christina Ricci is the best Chanukah present I could possibly ask for. Why must she be so awesome?
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    Image of NathanSt NathanSt
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Second Night of Hanukkah Brings Us Lindsay Lohan's Bullshit Salvation of India's Child Laborers
    That was the best gossip round up ever.

    Hell I don't even like gossip, this shit was phenomenal.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    12/13/09

    @NathanSt: I thought so too! I think Foster should have been an opening act for Lady "Gagadong" (on the second night of Hanukkah, G-d brought me Foster Kamer) at that museum performance thing she did. In his act, he would have just narrated his ranting gossip round-ups and the whole thing would have just been so meta and terrible and awesome.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment LittleSecrets was starred LittleSecrets was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/13/09

    @LittleSecrets: I could be into this. Calling my agent.
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