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    Don't Say We've Never Said Anything Nice about Tyler Perry

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    Image of DaeSu DaeSu
    07/21/09

    In reply to Don't Say We've Never Said Anything Nice about Tyler Perry
    Way to go, Tyler Perry! In fact, I think he should accompany the kids to Disney World because anything that keeps him from making movies is all right with me.
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    07/21/09

    In reply to Don't Say We've Never Said Anything Nice about Tyler Perry
    Way to go, Tyler Perry! In fact, you should accompany the kids to Disney World because anything that keeps you from making movies for a while is aces with me.
     Reply
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    07/21/09

    In reply to Don't Say We've Never Said Anything Nice about Tyler Perry
    When I saw Star Trek and Tyler Perry appeared as a Vulcan leader, the audience chuckled. I kept thinking "Tyler Perry's Star Trek".
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    Image of Magister Magister
    07/21/09

    In reply to Don't Say We've Never Said Anything Nice about Tyler Perry
    The host list for the SAG fundraiser reads like a sweeps episode of The Love Boat.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/21/09

    In reply to Don't Say We've Never Said Anything Nice about Tyler Perry
    Nicolas Cage, just when I thought you were trying too hard to become relevant again, this has convinced me you still are.

    Tyler Perry, I promise I will no longer mock you for stealing Martin Lawrence's sassy black woman thunder.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/21/09

    In reply to Don't Say We've Never Said Anything Nice about Tyler Perry
    Wow, that's pretty awesome. In honor of Tyler Perry's incredibly generous actions, I now vow to go an entire week without hissing at any of his commercials.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    07/21/09

    @DahlELama: Can we still bitch about the overlays?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/21/09

    @DahlELama:

    You're better than me.
    I was moved to mentally promise to no longer sigh "Closeted gayface" but decided I could still roll my eyes a little in silence.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/21/09

    @Magister: Always. But no F words this week.
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    Image of sakade sakade
    07/21/09

    @DahlELama: I'm gonna try to go an entire week without referring to him as "Tyler Perry's Tyler Perry"
     Reply
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    07/10/09

    In reply to Mel Gibson Hoping You'll Pay $12 to Watch Him Have Conversations with a Puppet
    Oh god, there are just too many jokes to make about that Mel Gibson movie. Help me out, here, guys.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    07/10/09

    In reply to Mel Gibson Hoping You'll Pay $12 to Watch Him Have Conversations with a Puppet
    "Little Bee" sounds an awful lot like "Australia", Nicole. Just sayin'.
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    07/10/09

    @Xylo: When they called her about 'Little Bee' she shouted "Jesus, I said 'YES'!" not realizing it was another movie. I'd say "I can't wait to see the look on her face when she finds out!" but, you know.
     Reply
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    07/10/09

    In reply to Mel Gibson Hoping You'll Pay $12 to Watch Him Have Conversations with a Puppet
    Ryan Gosling was supposedly the first choice for Green Lantern but he turned them down. Too bad. Good actors seriously lift comic book movies (Nicholas Cage's work not withstanding).
     Reply
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/10/09

    In reply to Mel Gibson Hoping You'll Pay $12 to Watch Him Have Conversations with a Puppet
    Gibson chose "The Beaver" over a Berenstain Bears live action film; he presumed the Berenstains to be Jewish.
     Reply
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/10/09

    In reply to Mel Gibson Hoping You'll Pay $12 to Watch Him Have Conversations with a Puppet
    "This ring here represents my [cosmically-fueled Lantern powers.]"

    ~Justin Timberlake, "My Love"

    And for my nerds, the Nova Force is way more gangster. Amirite?
     Reply
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/21/09

    In reply to Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique Used on Paparazzo
    Uma mojo no-no.
     Reply
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    04/21/09

    In reply to Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique Used on Paparazzo
    Remember girls...the uglier the paw, the prettier the pout.
     Reply
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/21/09

    In reply to Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique Used on Paparazzo
    "Chauffeur-driven people, Represent!"
     Reply
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    04/21/09

    In reply to Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique Used on Paparazzo
    "Ha. So you changed your mind on that handjob, then?"
     Reply
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