Send Help: Lost in the Uncanny Valley of Cruz Campaign Emails
Help, I’m lost inside an alternate reality crafted for me by the Ted Cruz campaign and I cannot escape.
Here Is a Good, Correct Reading of What's Bad About Jonathan Franzen
Jonathan Franzen makes it deceptively easy to criticize Jonathan Franzen. Yes, he sounds like a boob when he talks about himself, but that’s not really what’s wrong with him, or not really what’s wrong with his writing, if you are one of the people who has the feeling that there is something wrong with his writing.…
Breakdancing Robot a Terrifying Harbinger of Things to Come
It is only a matter of time before robots will clean, cook, care for our children, and be passive aggressive to our bosses for us. If you were worried they wouldn't be able to break dance, worry no more.
Obama Robot Rules Over Reeducation Camp
Hey, what's this? Our President, Mr. Change, giving a little speech to some guy fucking around on IRC or something? No, look out, it's a Terminator!
