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    The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Oh, and if I'm going to post a video, I might as well add this one because it's hilarious.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Ugh, I remember the commercials for that stupid movie. I can't find them on YouTube, but they are burned into my memory from being on basic cable all the time.


    But, I did find this scene from the movie. Apparently they bothered to dub it into German (yes, they make good stuff, we know.) Foreshadowing!

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    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    You see, Tom Cruise?? This is what comes of letting UNclears into the litter!
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Um that song is amazing.


    And only in Scientology would some 14 year old be able to sit on a judging panel and get you kicked out of this ridiculous religion.

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Missing from the above details are Shlomi's attempts to sue the Farrelly brothers claiming they stole 14 scenes in Something About Mary from his lil' comedy movie. heeelarious
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Imagine being kicked out of an organization that keeps Jenna Elfman around...that could really drive an unstable person over the edge.


    Poor little Miami prostitute totally picked the wrong dude to bite.

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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    There's got to be a 'digruntled scientologist' book here somewhere.
    "You're going to love my nuts." Indeed.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    He was just working on a new product to shill: the BitchSlapChop.
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    Image of acridsheep acridsheep
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    ShamPOW!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    So he came by his Sham experience honestly.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Perhaps he was conducting a Scientological experiment on the relation between his fist and her face.
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    Image of Kari's Favorite Mark Kari's Favorite Mark
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Well, now I know what your beat is, John - the fantastical conspiracy theories spun from wholecloth beat. And you're doing pretty good at it. Dodd was a judge on the Scientology Court, wasn't he?
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    03/30/09

    @formerly it takes a lot to laugh: Barney Frank, too. I hear it's a regular Star Chamber.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    03/30/09

    @El Matardillo: Don't forget Judge Judy, ruthless justice!
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    That makes more sense.
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    Image of sharpshinyclaws sharpshinyclaws
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    If it's a scientology conspiracy then they're idiotic (well, okay, more idiotic) because this story is the best thing to happen to Sham Wow guy ever.
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    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    03/31/09

    @sharpshinyclaws: Not to mention - if it's a Scientology plot to discredit Vince, why'd the story take so long to break? Didn't this arrest happen last month? Seems like the Xenu folks would've been trying to get the story into the news right away if they were behind it.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    The Scientology Court has about as much credibility as the World Court or the International Court of Justice, except that in Scientology you're judged by senior members of the House of Boreds.
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