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    The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @blakeley: how the fuck many phones do you carry anyway? Say hi to the gators for me.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    This place is harder to get 86'd from than a biker bar.
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    NinaHagen was starred NinaHagen was unstarred
    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: But the trains run on time:
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Breaking News: Sarah Jessica Parker NOT moving to Brooklyn & the Mets lost last night.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: HOLY SHIT!! Say it isn't so!!
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: And so did the Yankees!
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: You see, not only do commenters have to do editorial work by "promoting" and "approving" but they have to break the news too.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: Did you hear that Michael Jackson died?!
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: No, Gothamist didn't have anything on that 2 DAYS AGO.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: There was an actual racoon in the John Vavartos store.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes:
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: I miss the days of Douché
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Let's see - no one's up - should I go into the Gothamist archives & tell everyone what's happening?
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: The real tragedy here is that you seem to faithfully read Gothamist.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: frankly, it seems like the real tragedy is that Gawker does, and gets paid for regurgitating it.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: I like the crime thingy - you know EDP at Union Square, jumper down...
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    NinaHagen was starred NinaHagen was unstarred
    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: Touché
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: They do have good crane-collapse porn, I'll give you that.
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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    These things happen. Aishwarya Rai fell down a manhole...in a movie called I Have Found It which is based on Sense and Sensibility.



    In the book, miserable over the colonel, Marianne neglects her health and becomes ill. In the bollywood movie, miserable over the colonel, Meenakshi walks the streets just after the monsoon season, neglects to see a manhole and falls right through.



    I, like she, did not see that coming.



    Thanks, Bollywood.
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    TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing was starred TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing was unstarred
    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    It used to be fun to be drunk on this site.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: I am living proof these are not mutually exclusive circumstances.
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Texting while walking the streets of New York is not the smartest thing to do. And the next time some dbag steps on my dog while frantically texting, I'm gonna kick him in the shin.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Mrs. Garrett is taking huge bong hits and laughing her ass off with Tootie and Natalie.
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    Image of Anthony De Rosa Anthony De Rosa
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    She should have just texted her cousin, Super Mario.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @Soup: ok. this was seriously funny.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    I was going to make fun of her, but I was a total idiot at 15, without the help of cell phones or texting.

    Still, it is totally like something out of a cartoon. She should also steer clear of banana peels.
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    Image of AtomicBalm AtomicBalm
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Looking for the investment opportunity of the present/future?...



    THE FLUORESCENT ORANGE CONE BUSINESS !!!
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/11/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    She's lucky there wasn't an orange cone, or there'd be no one to sue.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/11/09

    @Colonel Mustard: By the way, Foster K, excellent work with the tags.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Hey - the cone guy - something to aspire to....
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/11/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Gothamist - 2 days ago.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: Yeah, but the video's new, Gothamist, today, star: removed.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Martinet.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: Damn right.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Better hurry up & write your piece on the NY Donut Wars.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Do you need the link?
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    NinaHagen was starred NinaHagen was unstarred
    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: "In an extended sense, a martinet is any person for whom a strict adherence to rules and etiquette is paramount: martinets often use etiquette and other rules as an excuse to trump ethics, to the point that etiquette loses its ethical ground. The Ugandan dictator Idi Amin was famously described as a "strutting martinet" by Time in 1977.[1]"



    Wikipedia
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/11/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Give me a year with her, Rex Harrison-style. I'll have her tripping over Louis Vuitton!
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    Image of wholenuther wholenuther
    07/11/09

    In reply to The Dangers Of Walking While Texting: Staten Island Teen Ends Up In Manhole
    Darwinism thwarted.
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