Here's a lovely photograph of a sorority girl from the University of Maryland celebrating her 21st birthday in the traditional way—with a fun, alcohol-themed cake that's piled with mini-bottles, Blue Moon, and shitty wine and adorned with the inscription "suck a nigga dick." Wait, what was that last thing again?

The "cunt punt" was still fresh on Michael Shannon's lips when the inevitable demand was first issued: Do Morgan Freeman next.

There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority's University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate. The first is Delta Gammas who are "LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD." The second is young ladies who are "so fucking BORING."

Oh, good, some jackass in the Maryland State Senate threatening to withhold public funding from a major university for maybe playing a porno flick has become a TEACHABLE MOMENT. Join the Facebook group!