Texas Frats Ban Any Party Theme Involving "Pimps" and/or "Hos"

In an effort to save face after one of its members threw a racist "border patrol" party last month, the interfraternity council at the University of Texas introduced "culturally sensitive" party theme rules. The council also released lists of approved and forbidden themes.
Texas Student Admits She Lied About Being Followed by Anti-Muslim Gunman
Last Wednesday, the day after three Muslim college students were killed in Chapel Hill, N.C, a student at the University of Texas-Arlington told police a man followed her to campus in his truck and pointed a gun at her before driving away. On Facebook, she worried he may have singled her out because she's Muslim.
Texas Student Says Frat Didn't Give Him a Bid Because He's Gay
University of Texas student Diwu Zhou says the Asian interest fraternity Lambda Phi Epsilon didn't give him a bid this fall because he's openly gay. In the wake of this allegation, LPhiE headquarters has suspended the chapter. Zhou says brothers asked him a "derogatory" question during the interview process.
Conservative College Kids Host “Catch an Illegal Immigrant” Game
The University of Texas-Austin’s Young Conservatives chapter, which “has been fighting for conservative values for more than a quarter century,” boasts of alumni like Senator Rand Paul and Congressmen Jeb Hensarling and Steve Stockman. We wonder what they think of the group’s latest stunt: A campus-wide game, called…
Austin Prohibits Play about Gay Penguins from Being Performed at Elementary Schools
Ten elementary school performances of a play about two male penguins raising a hatchling together have been canceled by the Austin school district over concerns about "age appropriateness."
University of Texas Students Are 'Bleach Bombing' Their Black Peers
Students at the University of Texas in Austin — Texas' last bastion of hope — rallied earlier this week, in response to what they call a rash of racist behavior in Austin's West Campus neighborhood, home to many students at the nearby university. According to The Horn, several people (all minorities) have reported…
Men Like Their Women Like They Like Their Coffee: Sleepy, Dumb, and with Lots of Slutty Friends
Slate Magazine featured a write-up Wednesday of two recent studies out of University of Texas-Austin that suggest the hottest thing a woman can do (in the eyes of a gentleman on the prowl for a one-night stand) is look sleepy, drunk, and/or unintelligent.
Replacement for Offensive College GOP Prez Is Even More Offensive
Haha, where to start with this one? University of Texas Austin College Republicans President Cassie Wright, it seems, is something of a poet:
U Texas Shooter ID'd as Sophomore
The University of Texas shooter's been identified as 19 year-old sophomore math major Colton Tooley.
Shooting on the University of Texas Campus (Updated)
The Austin Statesman is reporting an "active shooting situation" on the University of Texas campus. A spokeswoman says an "armed suspect" in the Perry-Casteneda library (pictured) has shot himself. No word on other victims yet. Updates below.
Get Ready to Ba-Rock!
[President Obama looked like he was about to start headbanging to a Judas Priest song when showing the crowd the "hook 'em horns" at the University of Texas in Austin today. Image via AP]
University of Texas Dorm May Drop KKK Member's Name
In this, the year 2010, the University of Texas at Austin is starting to think about changing the name of a student dormitory that is named after a prominent member of the Ku Klux Klan, William Stewart Simkins. [CNN; pic]
