"The truck's load of corndogs spilled all over the roadway" is a sentence that actually appeared in news reports today, thanks to a driver who flipped his semi truck near Shreveport, La. early this morning.

After unburying himself from the avalanche of unwanted Emmy For Your Consideration screeners that had immobilized him for four days, a Defamer reader, still weak and dehydrated from his ordeal, considerately photographed the pile which had nearly killed him and delivered the images to our inbox with the message,…