Does selling your soul to the Devil get you any perks when you finally do have to go to Hell? Like, is there a special lounge or a "box seating" section of Hell, like in football stadiums where you get to sit inside with the AC apart from all the masses, and waitresses in shortish black skirts and aqua blouses serve you overpriced undersized drinks, and all the other sinners who made a deal with the Devil get to chillax in style while everyone else gets flogged amid the brimstone and hellfire? Just wondering because that's what I imagine Karl Rove thinks he signed up for when he sold his soul to the big red guy down below.

Anyway, just asking if anybody knows.

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