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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    My aunt and uncle had 8 kids. My uncle had to die to get out of that gig.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    2 bedrooms? Where are the 8 kids gonna sleep on Jon's weekend?
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    I'm going to bring Jon a gift basket from Zabar's full of whitefish pate and chocolate sourdough twists to welcome him to the neighborhood.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/17/09

    @CodePink: That's very neighborly of you. Unless the two are meant to be eaten together, in which case, gross.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/18/09

    @CodePink: Darling! How are you?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    He's a special kind of asshole rarely seen out of imagination or incurable pathology. There really should be a new name out there like, Astronomical, douche-be-riddenassholeaficous. Like a foot dissolving fungus. That you can't cure. Just need to have something excise it from existence, like a missing tail nubbin or something.
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Totally agree. Douchebag can not even come close to an accurate description of him.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    If I had 8 kids I'd be on a breadline somewhere or on food stamps or something. I wouldn't pimp them out to have a tricked out UWS condo.

    I take the 5 bus from that corner ALL the time. If I see him, I will smack him.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    This is not going to help his portrayal in the Kate-written Lifetime movie Not Without My Papier-Mâché Uterus: My Life of Shittin' Kids.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    How, Jeezus, can that man afford to drop $5K a month on rent? HOW?

    Does he even have a job?

    And how does he plan on pimping out his children from a two bedroom apartment?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/17/09

    @SwissMister: baby pimping really rakes in the dough.
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    Image of JohnQPublic JohnQPublic
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    That photo is sadly out of date. HMV hasn't been there since ...CDs were available in bricks-and-mortar stores. Urban Outfitters is now in that retail space, which is obviously much more fitting for Jon's barely post-pubescent companion/s.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/17/09

    @JohnQPublic: It's actually now an HPV clinic to treat the women leaving his apartment.
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    Image of JohnQPublic JohnQPublic
    07/17/09

    @Steverino Begins: Which proves once again that the UWS gets more than its fair share of social services centers. You don't see Jon being "steered" into 10021.
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    Image of kepster kepster
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    That's an old photo- it's an Urban Outfitters downstairs now. Jon can stop there on his way to Brother Jimmy's.
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    Image of pleppy pleppy
    07/17/09

    @kepster: hahahaha. thats totally his new hangout. watch out upper east side!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    07/17/09

    @pleppy: Upper West! Upper West!

    He is not welcome on our side of the Park, or in our Brother Jimmy's.
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    Image of Aesshen Aesshen
    07/17/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Oh no, you are not pinning this on our side of town. Seriously. For my part, I plan to send him hate mail until he leaves.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    This man is going to be found dead outside of an apartment on the LES in about two weeks.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/17/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: They're already writing the L&O episode.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/17/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: OD or robbery gone bad?
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/18/09

    @irishflyesq: Body found on floor with two taps in the head. Hideous shade of orange lipstick on his peen and bag of blow in the dresser. Kate and her so called security guard immediately brought to One PP for questioning while the ghost of Jerry Orbach cackles in the background.
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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    07/17/09

    In reply to Jon's Kate-Free Upper West Side Sex Pavilion
    Sweet Christ that's one ugly piece of bricks, mortar, drywall, and Gosselin-semen-encrusted plate glass.

    When did buildings get so godawful in New York? It may take a while for me to be brought up to speed on this, BTW. I fled in 1998.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    07/17/09

    @lawyergay: But it has what appears to be a gazebo on top of it.

    !!!

    A Gazebo!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/17/09

    @lawyergay: Around the time McKim, Mead and White died.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    07/17/09

    @lawyergay:
    We wish they'd do such stylish buildings here in Atlanta!
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    07/17/09

    @Aaron Altman: Ha!
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    Image of ChickyOnly ChickyOnly
    07/17/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: It appears that may be a widow's walk. This building has all the charm of old New England.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    07/17/09

    @ChickyOnly:
    If that's supposed to be a widow's walk... well that's just awful.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/17/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails:

    It might look like a Gazebo, but actually it's the doorway through which Gozer will finally enter this dimension. Yes, that means, Jon is the gatekeeper, or key holder, whichever, gimme a break, do I look like Venkman?
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/17/09

    @ChickyOnly: That's where the great glass elevator busts through.
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    Image of blogenfreude blogenfreude
    07/17/09

    @lawyergay: It's not only ugly, it's two fucking blocks from where I live. I'll have to see all his Ed Hardy shit. Brangelina might move into the Apthorp. My world is crashing.
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    Image of ChickyOnly ChickyOnly
    07/17/09

    @resipsaloquacious: there's gotta be some kind of Kate/Gozer the Gozerian joke to be made here, but damned if I can come up with a good one. And yes Venkmann, you are a god.
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    Image of ChickyOnly ChickyOnly
    07/17/09

    @goetz: Oh! I guess that does make sense.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    07/17/09

    @ChickyOnly: There is no Kate, only Zuel.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    07/17/09

    @lawyergay: howard roark designed that one. gosselin likes his style with the ladiez.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/17/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Harumph. It's obviously Jeffersonian.
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    Image of ChickyOnly ChickyOnly
    07/17/09

    @kjack: Dana/Zuul: I want you inside me.
    Peter: Go ahead. No, I can't. Sounds like you got at least two people in there already. Might be a little crowded.

    Still works.
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    Image of dell123 dell123
    06/19/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Shopping For an Apartment In Trump Place
    From the start I felt sorry for this guy. Kate wanted only "one more," and got six. Then Jon loses his job and is out of work for a year. Then they're broke for a time, and continue with the show to keep the money coming in.


    And the evident fatigue--he hasn't had a decent night's sleep for years, I'm sure. And then to undergo a a very public orchidectomy--and without anesthesia, his wife wielding the knife... Thank God the chopper guys are giving him a bike. He needs an escape, if only to gain one single goddamn minute to himself..


    I'd be drinkin' an whorin', too.

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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    06/19/09

    @dell123: He got fired because he said he could whore his kids out and make more money than what he made as an IT analyst. It was in a interview but i cant seem to find it.

    And Kate only wanted one more? THEY wanted one more. And when you do fertility drugs you run the risk of birthing a litter like a golden retriever underneath the stairs.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/19/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Shopping For an Apartment In Trump Place
    Ooh, I hope he keeps that bored, spiteful 'Are you still talking? What did I get myself into?' look on his face during sex.


    He probably would be really vigilant about condoms, though.

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    Image of mimilove mimilove
    06/19/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Shopping For an Apartment In Trump Place
    This whole thing is making me sick to my stomach. Jon and Kate seem to have forgotten that they have children. How could Jon move to NYC? What about his kids? These people are incredibly selfish and their children would be better off elsewhere.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/19/09

    @mimilove: I grew up in NY and my father lived in Baltimore. I saw my father regularly. I ended up having 4 loving parents in 2 models of loving relationships instead of 2 miserable parents in an unworkable marriage. My parents are happy because they are living the lives they want to live and my brother and I turned out just fine. NYC is a few short hours from Pennsylvania.


    (Of course, my childhood wasn't on tv)

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/19/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Shopping For an Apartment In Trump Place
    Maybe the announcement is that the house was too big, so Jon and Kate are moving the kids to NY.
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