Urban Outfitters' Corporate Office Is Having a Racist Holiday Party

What you see above is a portion of the flyer for Urban Outfitters' 2014 office holiday party, which is taking place on Wednesday at the retailer's corporate headquarters in Philadelphia. As you can see, employees are being asked to dress up in some mish-mash of Orientalist signifiers so obviously offensive that two…
The Email Urban Outfitters Sent Staffers After Sweatshirt Fiasco
Urban Outfitters CEO Dick Hayne explained away the company's decision to sell what appeared to be a blood-splattered Kent State sweatshirt by saying that it was merely an honest mistake. Hayne maintained that position in an internal email sent to employees yesterday, but chose not to address any underlying problems…
Forget Kent State. What Will Urban Outfitters Come Up With Next?
Yesterday, Urban Outfitters pulled a bloody Kent State sweatshirt from its website. What other products would they have put forward if no one had noticed? Sarah Miller imagines a made-up memo from headquarters.
Urban Outfitters Sells "Vintage" Blood-Spattered Kent State Sweatshirt
In a strident display of bad taste, Urban Outfitters was selling a $130 "vintage" Kent State sweatshirt with fake blood splatter this weekend as an apparent homage to the 1970 shooting that left four dead. The sweatshirt is now listed as "sold out" in Urban Outfitter's online store. The shirt appears to have been a…
Rick Santorum Supporter Sells Pictures of a Pig Fucking a Naked Lady
While you could make an argument that everyone who shops at Urban Outfitters is a pig-fucker, it's pretty rare that you get to see that specific practice played out literally from the purveyors of youth-oriented pants and books about pants and so on. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen anyone fucking an actual pig…
Urban Outfitters Coming to Williamsburg; Williamsburg Finally Gonna Learn How to Dress Cool
Yesterday, when Williamsburg revealed its designs for the old Domino sugar factory site, people marveled at the gleaming new towers planned for the waterfront, or, more specifically, the giant gaping holes planned inside them. If solid buildings were the past, empty space-buildings are the future. Everything seemed…
Jewish Group Slams Urban Outfitters For Selling "Holocaust Tee"
Urban Outfitters once again finds itself in trouble over an ostensibly insensitive article of clothing — this time a yellow T-shirt featuring a pocket patch the Anti-Defamation League says bears more than a passing resemblance to the yellow Star of David badge worn by Jews during the Holocaust.
Jaw-Dropping Scenes of This Year's Crazed Black Friday Crowds
Even without waffle-iron rioting and bloody police beat-downs, the standard Black Friday shopping experience is utterly terrifying. Just watch this video featuring hundreds of shoppers storming the Urban Outfitters at Thousand Oaks Mall in California and tremble at the sight of so many people running toward the…
Urban Outfitters Sued Over New Line of Jailbait Casuals
Here's a lawsuit that might leave you scratching your head: The parents of a 15-year-old model were apparently aware that photographer Jason Lee Parry was snapping her around L.A. in March 2010, in a shoot that required her to pose "in a blatantly salacious manner with her legs spread, without a bra, revealing…
Urban Outfitters Steals From Starving Artist, Again
Urban Outfitters was caught ripping off the jewelry line of Etsy seller Stevie Koerner: state-shaped necklaces with a heart punched in them. This would just be the latest in a long pattern of tchochke plagiarism for the trend-killing lifestyle emporium.
Sociology Proves That Hipsters Hate Hipsters Most
To prove something that you already know, two sociologists wrote a paper called "Demythologizing Consumption Practices: How Consumers Protect Their Field-Dependent Identity Investments from Devaluing Marketplace Myths." Conclusion: everyone hates "hipsters" even though they shop at Urban Outfitters, too.
Super Skinny Urban Outfitters T-Shirt Targets Anorexics
Proto-fauxhemian clothier Urban Outfitters is messing with young girls minds by selling a T-shirt that says "Eat Less." It probably doesn't come larger than size 12. Sadly, this will not keep one fatty from eating 10 Double Downs at once.
Urban Outfitters' Cunning Plan to Revive the Republican Party
Oh, hey, here is a hip T-shirt that basically guarantees the eventual retaking of Congress by the GOP in 2010. Much more subtle than previous efforts, Urban Outfitters!
An Award for Agy, A New Location for Marc
• If you were thinking you were the only person fed up with Agyness Deyn, you'll undoubtedly be happy to hear that BBC viewers have named her the "Most Annoying Person of 2008." [NYM]
• Marc Jacobs is planning to open yet another store in the West Village, believe it or not. [WWD]
• Because the '70s never go out of…
Mary Kate Olsen Hopes You Don't Notice Her Boyfriend's Hat
Notoriously camera shy star Mary Kate Olsen appeared to be even more camera shy than usual while out in New York City over the weekend. It appeared that Olsen was second-guessing her decision to let her new beau leave the house wearing that ridiculous hat. Upon entering the eatery, Olsen politely asked if he would…
Buy an Obama T-Shirt, Help John McCain
Before he's even gone down in history for doing anything, Barack Obama is enjoying the company of the likes of Che Guevara and Bob Marley as a "statement" t-shirt. "Young people are acting like it's some kind of revolution," says a Union Square vendor who sells T-shirts hand-painted with images of Obama. "He's in…
Remainders: Name the Art Director
• On the website for NBC's The Office, there's a cutesy little feature which allows users to upload original photos documenting their own office torture sessions. Someone posted the picture at right with the following caption: "Art Director of a major magazine busy at work with some fashion samples for Holiday Gift…
