Homophobic Pee Vandal Haunts Harvard
A phantom pisser left his (or her) mark in a Harvard library this weekend, by dousing a selection of books about LGBT issues with human pee. The "vandalism by urine" will be investigated as a hate crime.
Cell Phone Customer Urinates In Store Then Denies It
Either this lady really does not like Nextel or she has no concept of what constitutes a bathroom. Watch a video where a woman, with help from an accomplice, pees in a cell phone store and then vehemently denies it.
Attack of the Show! Introduces New Cat Urine-Based Game
Yesterday's Attack of the Show! showed the world a wonderful new game. "Wee Wee Kitty" follows a cat who takes to a new form of weed-whacking. Kevin Pereira explains that a certain green appendage leads to success in this game.
These Doctors Think You Should Drink Urine
So that people would start talking about their new show, The Doctors, medical professionals Travis Stork and Drew Ordon extolled the medical benefits of urine by drinking it and wiping it on their faces earlier this week. On television. Really.
Giant "WTF" on The Doctors: The Benefits of a Urine Facial
On today's show, the Doctors show off the many uses of human urine. Out of saline solution or skin moisturizer? Just rub some pee on your face and stop flushing money down the toilet.
The Doctors Refuse to Discount Possible Benefits of Drinking Cow Urine
On The Doctors, the hosts showed a segment about the Indian trend of drinking cow urine as a cure-all. Their recommendation? It won't kill you!
Never, Ever Ride Shotgun When Taking a Cab
That bottle of Snapple sitting next to your cab driver in the front seat? It's not Snapple. [AMNY]
Cairn Terrier Mistakes Natalie Portman For Scarlett Johansson
Our love of a good celebrity-falling-down picture is well-documented, but today we bring you something far more precious: A celebrity-being-peed-upon-by-a-dog photo. It's the fabled unicorn of the Embarrassing Celebrity Accidents on Film Realm. Pictured, a passing Toto speaks for the entire Star Wars male fan base…
Revisiting Jonah Hill's Pee-Stained Rap Sheet
Poised on the precipice of his own breakout moment, Jonah Hill (née Jonah Hill Feldstein) may seem at first to merely be the latest manifestation of Hollywood's current love affair with doughy and nonthreatening Semitic writer/actor/comedians. Leave it to the stack-delving snoops at The Smoking Gun, then, to uncover…
