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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    "There's gotta be a part for Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta in there somewhere."

    I love you, Brian Moylan.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    who were those other two? charlie sheen and david duchovny? the tiger remind me of thoses.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    So was Elin a nanny or a supermodel? Which came first?
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: She was never a supermodel. That's urban legend.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/02/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Thank you. I was too lazy to research it, but it wasn't adding up. Now I can tell my husband to stop drooling. She's a blonde childcarebot like the one he married.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/02/09

    @pollyannacowgirl: She was the nanny for Jesper Parnavik, another golfer. She did some minor swimsuit modeling in her past, but nothing approaching supermodel status.
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    Image of Iamdoingit Iamdoingit
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Do you think he will get a bonus for wearing the Nike brand while on personal time in pic number 5?
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    MyNameIsChris promoted this comment Iamdoingit was starred Iamdoingit was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    @Iamdoingit: Especially since he really lived up the "Just Do It' slogan...
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    Image of OldManRiver OldManRiver
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Clever the casting of #1 with Jennifer Aniston as she looks like she has gone to some lengths to look like Angie.

    Sidebar: Listening to sports yap in Chicago until I got out of the car, and this is all they can talk about. Geez. Then you get the "no matter how good looking a woman is some guy is tired of her". Do these fucks have a mirror? Most broadcast with their pants around their ankles, from their Mom's basement.

    Lastly this inane numerical rating of women. Yeah I know holier than....
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    tigolbitties promoted this comment OldManRiver was starred OldManRiver was unstarred
    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    So how many diamonds are these women? More than Spitzer's ?--well, she was a professional hooker, so maybe that's different.
    Or do these have "pars" instead of diamonds?
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    Image of Colander Colander
    12/02/09

    @Novaload: Most of them are birdies but his wife is largely considered to be an eagle. Unless they're all chicken-heads...not sure.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/02/09

    @Colander: And, of course, he is a turkey.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/02/09

    @Novaload: I was gonna go with calling him a putts. Zing!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/02/09

    @Brian Moylan: Putts is good, I like that.
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    "Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions."

    So why did you release a press release with a half ass confession, sort of?
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Is Arthur Kade the author of this post? Why do these women have a "hotness" number associated with them?
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    Image of ArmCandy ArmCandy
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    So I guess your average Gawker reader has high expectations for classiness? Not that it's bad. But based on my previous assumptions, I would have guessed that none of these women rank below a 7, and that both Rachel and Elin are 10s.

    But I've always been confused by the rating system, anyway. Is there a cheat sheet?
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    MyNameIsChris promoted this comment ArmCandy was starred ArmCandy was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    @ArmCandy: Depends if you're grading on a curve or not.
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    tiger likes the golf stroke, the ego stroke and THE stroke, whether it be from his wife, or not.
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    Image of Lilylo Lilylo
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Just heard that Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah!
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Poor Michael Schumacher, he's now left to carry the torch.
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    12/02/09

    @Buttafooco: ha. true.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    My wife and I said basically the same thing to each other last night:

    Marrying the nanny is one small step removed from marrying your dental assistant. Either way, it's 98% a business decision.
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    Image of newjewrevue newjewrevue
    12/02/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: She wasn't Tiger's nanny. She worked for friends of his.
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/02/09

    @newjewrevue: Well, that changes everything!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/02/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: You have no idea how clean my husband's teeth are.
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    Image of Peteski Peteski
    12/03/09

    @newjewrevue: so you're the richest man in all of sports and you marry another golfer's nanny? Le Tigre reminds me a nerdy guy that found women late in life (after college) that got suddenly rich and fell for any woman that would smile at him. And they ALL smile at him.
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    Image of Peteski Peteski
    12/03/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: +1
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Am I missing something? Those ladies are all skinny and long-haired, but most of them are pretty fug from the neck up. So we're working on a scale that excludes the face?

    (Elin is not included in my assessment)
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/02/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: Well, it is hard to see in nightclubs. And I gotta say, Rachael is almost as hot as Elin. Almost.
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    Image of musicmope musicmope
    12/02/09

    @Brian Moylan: Particularly if you're into cyborgs.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/02/09

    In reply to The Women of Tiger Woods
    Pussy galore, and all so young! I was hoping for a headline:

    Tiger dates Cougar.
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    Image of LuluFimbria LuluFimbria
    12/02/09

    @iplaudius: Actually - some of them are older than his current wife, and closer to his age. The only young ones are his wifey and the "Tool Academy" hoochie.

    So yeah, Tiger hearts Cougars kinda fits.
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    iplaudius promoted this comment LuluFimbria was starred LuluFimbria was unstarred
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