I'm suspicious of the claims of heterosexuality by the North Carolina horse-f*cker. Word around the stable is that he settled for vaginal, but really wanted to go anal. #andreapeyser
Any cab driver would do the same if the Peys were were in the backseat hugging anything. Fortunately for all involved, it's pretty unlikely. #andreapeyser
Aesthetic sensitivities, huh? When did we make any law protecting those? I know there's no one in New York looking out for my aesthetic sensitivities. #andreapeyser
@braak: Well, that's because it is only to be enforced when real Americans are offended. Like when someone makes a poo painting of Jesus, or something. #andreapeyser
I've had just about enough about these neighsayers and their prejudices about horse buggery. What do you think Wilbur and Mr. Ed were doing all those cold, lonely nights? #andreapeyser
Ugh, I still find it ironic Gawker is running this story when it's advertising delicious Bacon Cheeseburgers from Wendys. How can I fight a war on fat when I have four delicious strips of applewood-smoked bacon on a fresh, never frozen all beef patty tempting me? #fitness
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Gawker should give the same advice when linking to her column, re: her photo. #andreapeyser
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Bigot: Someone who defends civil rights.
Political Correctness: The belief that the delicate sensibilities of taxi drivers should be offended.
Wow, talk about language change. #andreapeyser
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So, if you are gay, it looks like breathing could be considered a "gay right", too. When do we vote on that one?
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Elf face and orc abs has me every time. #fitness
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