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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/23/09

    In reply to More launch party: Gabriel Snyder
    *ahem* Hello … [tap tap] … is this thing on? [feedback squeal] Testing … testing …

    Hi. How are y'all doing tonight?

    So how about those pilots who flew by the airport today? You know, I don’t think they … Oh wait, sorry. Hang on:

    Why Those Pilots Flew Past the Airport Today
    By MisterHippity

    Ok, so … I don’t think they really fell asleep. I think they were just looking for a river to land on, so they could get some of hot hero-groupie action, like Captain Sully! You know what I mean?

    Or maybe they were just fucking the flight attendants. Hey … why do you think they call it the cockpit, anyway?

    Actually, though … I think they really probably just fell asleep.

    So anyway … I really appreciate the opportunity to do this. You guys have been a great audience.

    If anyone’s interested, I’m available every night because I’m an insomniac and I don’t have a day job. So just let me know. #gabrielsnyder
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    Image of kookla kookla
    08/19/09

    In reply to The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Celebrity Weekly Treatment
    Who are they kidding? McPeeny and his wife totally scored with this scandal! Who knew that the most boring celebrity couple on the red carpet would star in one of the most boring celebrity sex tapes? I just can't wait until the tape of Brad and Angelina writing their grocery list hits the 'net.

    But seriously. I don't need CNN. I've got the Gawker Media family to keep me well informed.
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    Edited by kookla at 08/19/09 9:20 PM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    08/20/09

    @kookla:
    I just can't wait until the tape of Brad and Angelina writing their grocery list hits the 'net.

    If they're naked and doing playful banter about cucumbers, melons and tube steak, I'd definitely watch.
     Reply
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    Image of SinisterRouge SinisterRouge
    08/19/09

    In reply to The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Celebrity Weekly Treatment
    Are we famous?! Also, they are a pretty hot looking couple no? She's naturally sexy and pretty and he's not so bad himself.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    08/19/09

    In reply to The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Celebrity Weekly Treatment
    And it's Pulitzer season...
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    08/19/09

    In reply to The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Celebrity Weekly Treatment
    People magazine may be trying to get the first remorseful/sobbing apology interview from the couple and so they decided not to mention/show the video out of "respect" for their privacy.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    08/19/09

    In reply to The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Celebrity Weekly Treatment
    I still can't see whatever it is I'm supposed to have seen. All I see is two weird girls in a hot tube, a subway map and a cartoon. No naked McSteamy, no naked anyone.
     Reply
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    08/19/09

    @PandoraSpocks: I think Fleshbot has the good version.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Brian, we need to discuss G.I. Joe.
    It was really just so bad. If my youth could be a corporeal being it would have thrown a Big Wheel right into the balls of the arrogant 40-year old nostalgia-blaspheming prick-fuck who greenlit that tripe, and all projects he's surely working on ruining forever in the future.
    Thundercats in CGI! shall royally destroy me.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Actually, G.I. Joe wasn't that bad, if you watch it like an 8-year-old boy. There were some cool battle scenes and chases and awesome secret bases and Sienna Miller giving catsuit realness. However, there was also no story, horrible performances, and some seriously crappy jokes. Don't expect too much from it.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/12/09

    @Brian Moylan: Yah, yah, bombs bursting, underwater bunkers and desert lairs. Fine. The 8-year-old girl (heh) thought some of the action was semi-cool. (Robo-Cop go-go Gadget suits!) Everything else, especially everything Channing Tatum, despite his physical yumminess, did was simply awful. And Marlon, Marlon...he so wanted this to be his Will Smith moment. Poor buddy. While Sienna filled out the catsuit expertly, the appearance of a catsuit at all, made many of us post-teeners chortle. Chick with the red hair would have made a better X-Men Rogue but then I just despise Anna Paquin. Always.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @Spirit Fingers: I gotta say, the 8-year-old gurl in me loved Sienna and the red-haired chick. I'd love to see them as Jem and Pizzazz.
     Reply
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/12/09

    @Brian Moylan: Um, you get so friended for that. (Gawker writer who mentions Jem, awesomeness.) Not to say that I ever want a live action Jem movie (Of course I'll see it, dammit), no seriously, unless like Peter Jackson, Spielberg or some such does it then it will disappoint me, shame me, and just well steal another untethered piece of my 80's soul, and I've had just well enough of that.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/13/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Every Halloween I threaten to get my friends together to be "Jem and the Homograms" but I never get my act together. Maybe this is the year! We can't fuck it up any more than they ruined G.I. Joe.
     Reply
    Brian Moylan was starred Brian Moylan was unstarred
    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    If 'Knowing is Half the Battle' then the other half must be homo-erotic grinding.
     Reply
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: No, he did it for the ladeez!!
     Reply
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Is there a better late than never tag? Or, "Finally"?
     Reply
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    There are far more revealing—and beautiful—photos from fashion shoots readily available online. He had an amazing physique in those days. But I guess the point is it’s embarrassing to have been a stripper. Why? My momma always said, if you got it, flaunt it.
     Reply
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    Image of juustuunder juustuunder
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    He only does a cameo in Step Up 2. He has a dance battle ON TRAMPOLINES with the new girl, passing on the "street kid/dancing queen" torch. God. I'm starting to feel like you didn't even watch these films and instead just imdb'd him or something.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @juustuunder: Oh no, I watched. And that's why his performance is great. He is more seen than heard! Always best for Mr. Tatum.
     Reply
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Excellent use of Dru Hill.
     Reply
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    You can leave your socks on...
     Reply
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    G-String Joe, you mean
     Reply
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    08/12/09

    @EleanorRigby: not G.I. Hoe?
     Reply
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    Image of lacieca01 lacieca01
    08/12/09

    In reply to Channing Tatum More Ashamed of G.I. Joe Than Stripper Video
    Does it mean something that his stage names are all collages of old diva names: [Carol] "Channing," [Joan] "Crawford," "Tatum" [O'Neal]?
     Reply
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