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    Nudity Legal Here in NYC!

    Funny Thing Is People Are Still Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    Bust out the olive oil... nude wrestling in the park!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    But in NYC, you really don't want to do that. With all the fucked up, grab-happy people slithering around the cityscape, maybe a shirt is not such a bad idea.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    the only things ladies cannot legally do topless

    In New York state, men and women have equal rights. Therefore, there is not a single law that specifies that something can be done by men, but cannot be done by women.
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    11/24/09

    @Niko Bellic: Yeah, maybe this lady should get a different lawyer for future legal problems because it sounds like she won him in a Cracker Jacks box, based on the statements he's making.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    In some states, the statute is written to say pubic hair which though I know of no one who has tried, but theoretically a shaven person would be within the law and I can think of one place, where it's only illegal to ride a motorcycle without a shirt.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    Now starts the trend of old hippie men shirt-cocking in public parks.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    So when I see Carrie Prejean astride one of the chrome eagles of the Chrysler Building, arms aloft, shirt open, waiting for Satan's Wind to take her ta-tas on the wing, I shouldn't call the cops? Because I know a few who would like to see that.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    Generally, I find that the people who want to run around naked are the ones who should have the maximum amount of clothes on them.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    11/24/09

    @momof3wildkids: Wholeheartedly seconded. Especially those nekkid protest/marches they have in Berkeley about whatever cause du jour.

    *Shudders*
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/24/09

    In reply to Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
    [C]ase law protects mere nude physical activity — like calisthenics and ball-playing — from lewdness charges.

    Someone needs to explain this to the transit cop on the F train. I just wanted to loosen the old hammies. It's not my fault the lady behind me got offended by the "full-on turkey neck" (as the judge described it).
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/15/09

    In reply to Funny Thing Is People Are Still Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?
    I would believe it if there were rats ratty-paddling their way to the shores. #newyork
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/15/09

    In reply to Funny Thing Is People Are Still Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?
    Speaking of not eating at Sardi's, I'm having dinner at Peter Luger in an hour. And I'm worried that my experience is going to dampened by the fact that I'm still SO hungover. #newyork
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    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    11/15/09

    @mattchew03: Whether hungover or not, eat through the pain.
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/15/09

    In reply to Funny Thing Is People Are Still Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?
    Art from the doctor's office of the future. #newyork
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/15/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Exactly. #newyork
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/15/09

    In reply to Funny Thing Is People Are Still Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?
    The Great Wet Way.
    Or what you'll get when another water main bursts. #newyork
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    Image of afterabe afterabe
    11/15/09

    In reply to Funny Thing Is People Are Still Trying to Eat at Sardi's. Why?
    Seems more like the effects of climate change. This could be NYC in 2020, sans a few of the buildings in the background. But there will still be advertising, dagnabbit! #newyork
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/06/09

    In reply to iPhone to Revolutionize How Municipal Bureaucrats Ignore Residents
    FROM: RedSoxFan20042007

    TO: Mayor Menino

    RE: Yankee fan sighting outside Fenway Park - PLEASE SEND POLICE

    DATE: As needed


    Dear Mayor Menino, some fucking Yankee fan is wandering outside Fenway Park wearing a Yankees jersey. What a piece of work. We've hurled insults, beer bottles and can of baked beans at him. HE IS STILL HERE. Please send the police and right quick. HE IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY. Thank you for your prompt attention to this quality-of-life complaint.


    ATTACHMENTS: DouchebagYankeeFan.jpg (1.1 MB)


    Sent from my iPhone

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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    07/07/09

    @Aaron Altman: I wish I could heart you repeatedly...
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/07/09

    @Aaron Altman: Aaron Altman...I seem to remember a commenter by that name around here, several moons ago.


    He was pretty good with the yahdood-speak too. Wonder whatever became of him....

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