Some Actors Just Get Better With Age

Today I read with relish that Grant Show, the former Melrose Place hottie who is having a bit of a career resurgence lately, will have a role on USA's Burn Notice. Thank God Grant is back, because he's only gotten hotter with time. And he's not the only one.
Val Kilmer to Neighbors: Sorry for Calling You Drunks
Actor Val Kilmer told a New Mexico county commission he was sorry for saying that 80 per cent "of the people in my county are drunk." His plans to open a bed and breakfast were given the go-ahead. [AP]
Washed Up Actor Val Kilmer Is the World's Worst Neighbor
The people in the New Mexico town where Val Kilmer lives hate him. They're holding up permits for turning his home into a bed & breakfast because he called them a bunch of killer drunks. Now the ACLU is involved!
Lizard King Presides Over New Mexico Legislature
Here is noted Bat-man Val Kilmer, looking absolutely ridiculous, hanging out at the New Mexico House of Representatives today, for unknown reasons. [NewMexicoIndependent]
Happy Birthday
Diane von Furstenberg's spent the past week on the slopes in Aspen; today she'll celebrate her 63rd birthday. Other people turning a year older on New Year's Eve: Val Kilmer is turning 50. Bebe Neuwirth is 51. Anthony Hopkins turns 73. Ben Kingsley is turning 66. Donald Trump Jr. is 32. Famed attorney Joe Flom is 86.…
Batman Eating Alone in Congressional Cafeteria
Breaking: Val Kilmer is wandering around a US Congressional office building by himself, for some reason. [Politico]
Val's Your Bacchus King
Val Kilmer will preside over the Krewe of Bacchus parade that strolls through New Orleans two days before Mardi Gras, blissfully intoxicated on a heady mixture of beignet creme and boxed wine.
Val Kilmer: Cort Theatre, 138 W. 48th St.
[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] Jan 24th @ 8pm Val Kilmer at Will Ferrell's Broadway play. He looks much better than I expected, because you know he's looked pretty bad in celebrity rags.
Happy Birthday
Diane von Furstenberg turns 62 today. Donald Trump Jr. is 31. Actress Bebe Neuwirth is 50. Anthony Hopkins is celebrating his 71st. Val Kilmer is 49. Legendary attorney Joe Flom is 85. Real estate mega-developer Ed Minskoff is turning 68. Donna Summers is 60. Author Nicholas Sparks is 43. Ben Kingsley is turning 65.…
New Mexico Gov. Val Kilmer To Offer Attractive Tax Incentives To Productions Willing To Cast Him
Amazingly, Norm Coleman's wafer-thin lead over Al Franken in Minnesota's Senate race continues to erode, with the latest numbers suggesting the former SNL star now trails his Republican foe by exactly one-half vote. (The single ballot bears a crescent moon inside a GOP circle, accompanied by the perplexing message,…
Val Kilmer Ponders New Mexico Governorship
Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall Face Off
♦ Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker are apparently incapable of getting along: A day after Kim confirmed that there will be Sex and the City sequel, Parker told fans "not to get their hopes up" and that "Kim is excited, but all the deals are not yet done." [Daily Star, People]
♦ It looks like spending time in …
Uncannily Palinesque President to Be Assassinated in New NBC Miniseries
Perhaps we spoke too soon emphasizing Tina Fey's status as our go-to Sarah Palin doppelganger, but we never really spotted an alternative that signaled the same hair-up, hockey-mom charm radiated by the Alaska governor. Until today, that is, and how's this for context: According to NBC's Web site, its fall…
Matthew Perry's Latest Flirting Technique Includes 'Elephant Penis' Jokes
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Kate Bosworth: 'No Sober Sex Scenes For Me, Thankyouverymuch'
This may shock many of you, but we've been hearing rumors for years that giving girls a few drinks can make them feel more romantically adventurous. And, according to People, this very rumor was put into action when 21 star Kate Bosworth shot her love scenes with co-star Jim Sturgess. As she recently admitted at a…
Note To Lisa Marie Presley: You're Not The First Star To Be Called 'Fat' By A Magazine
Newly pregnant Lisa Marie Presley is filing a lawsuit against our favorite celebrity body part attacking rag, The Daily Mail, after they reported their disapproval of just how much junk she's packing in her trunk these days. And while the Mail's use of "packing on the pounds" and "gained weight just like her father…
'Us' Calls Out Fatties With Their 'Hunk To Chunk' Photographic Retrospective
For the first time in recorded history, we actually felt sorry for poor chubster Kevin Federline yesterday. After all, as those golfing pictures revealed, that he's now sporting a Buddha big enough to hamper his golf swing. But apparently the slideshow-happy folks at Us Weekly didn't share our sympathies; in the…
