Why are you on the run, Iceman? Was your impromptu concert at the Malibu Starbucks interrupted by yawns, highflying Caramel Macchiatos and Gary Busey insisting that he should join in with a ham bone solo and a spiritual chant?
In an unexpected development sure to rock the sentient-sportscar-voiceover world, Variety reports NBC has announced that it's had to make an 11th hour substitution in its casting of KITT for the network's soon-to-debut Knight Rider movie, rushing last-minute savior Val Kilmer (Val Kilmer!) into the studio to redo…
Predating the rest of the tabloid-come-latelys by many decades has given rack-based supermarket literature giant National Enquirer the clear advantage in the art of front-page editing: Whereas a lesser publication might have focused their special yo-yoing celebrity physique issue on one or two studies, perhaps…
The date: November 10th
The time: 12:30 p.m.
The place: Subway Platform, Canal Street
Sighted: "Waiting for the R train at Canal Street, when I notice that the two guys standing behind me are being loud and obnoxious...well, one of these clowns turns out to be a fat and disheveled Val "Ice" Kilmer wearing some…
The conviction with which delightfully eccentric actor Val Kilmer delves into his roles is the stuff of Hollywood legend—the stories from the set of The Doors alone could fill a book, such as the time he climbed naked onto a buffet spread, and, channeling Jim Morrison, proceeded to smear low-fat cream cheese on his…
· Dennis Hopper, Nathan Lane, Kelsey Grammer, Stanley Tucci, and George Lopez join the cast of Swing Vote, the "populist" comedy in which a presidential election hilariously rests on Kevin Costner's ballot. [Variety]
· Despite the occasional drop-in by environmentally conscious Hollywood megastar Cameron Diaz (wow,…
· Michael Moore finds himself in trouble with the Treasury...because of the sure-to-be controversial documentary on the U.S. healthcare system he's got coming out soon! How will he ever promote the movie with all this unwanted publicity swirling around him?
· Just $9.99 wins you the URL DontfreeHilton.com, which is…
The peace of a quiet Echo Park household was shattered early this morning, when a harried representative of a local movie shoot came bearing news of an emergency unfolding on the the nearby set of Columbus Day: Val Kilmer, the frantic crew member would reveal, had no place to poop. Reports TMZ:
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It's late in the day, so our resistance to superannuated, frequently beturtlenecked producer Robert Evans' trademarked hypnotic, question-and-answer cadence ("Am I lulling you into a trance-like state right now with the sound of my voice? You bet. Is there anything you can do to stop me? Think again, Trixie. Now do me…
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Former matinee idol turned gracefully aging crackpot Val Kilmer has patterned a plan for a small organic food business after Paul Newman's hugely successful line of Newman's Own specialty foods. But unlike the "over $200 million" from sales of salad dressings and marinara sauce donated by the blue-eyed screen legend…
Photographer Sante d'Orazio has a reputation for doing the sexy picture thing, not to mention the actual sex-the-models thing. His new book, Katlick School, goes right for the groin of a particular fetish — the sexual awakening of a nubile girl in Catholic school uniform. Fulfilling the barely repressed urges of…
A Defamer operative in the market for multimillion-dollar, celebrity-owned New Mexico resort real estate stumbled upon a listing for Val Kilmer's Pecos River Ranch, a riverside spread up for sale for the low, low price of $18,000,000. Eight figures seems like an absolute steal for the ability to fly-fish in the same…
For many Val Kilmer fans, the onetime matinee idol will always be that shirtless, bronzed god, frozen in mid-air as he spikes a volleyball aimed at Tom Cruise's head. It's hard to reconcile that image with this photo, published in today's London Daily Mirror, of a Stetson-wearing Kilmer taking a leisurely stroll in…
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