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    Image of Ted Dziuba Ted Dziuba
    04/25/09

    In reply to Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife
    Fact: her smile makes her look like a stroke victim.
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    04/25/09

    In reply to Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife
    She has been seeded.


    It's amazing how these guys choose ultra-petite snobby PhD's. Those woman are basically made to be bought and fucked.

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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    04/25/09

    @Widget Economist: Sorry. That's my opinion. Also her face is fucked up.


    It's good she was chosen for her body. She can put a bag over that face and save me some throw up bags.

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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    04/25/09

    @Widget Economist:
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    04/25/09

    @Widget Economist: Seriously, just die already. It'll be a mutually beneficial situation for all of us.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04/25/09

    @Calraigh:


    And please stop using "Widget" in your nickname.

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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    04/25/09

    @Calraigh: How does offing myself benefit you or me? Do I tax you? Wtf?
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    04/25/09

    In reply to Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife
    I vote we call her "Stanford Ph.D and former model" instead. (oops, is my jez showing?)
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/25/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    Ack, no picture. My embedding skills are not l33t. Here is the picture I was trying to post. I thought the resemblance was uncanny.
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/25/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    ...Separated at birth?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    Here dad screws her up, and you bag on her. Nice.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    Why don't these people just enter rehab quietly? Why the press release if you can't own up to addiction?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    I'm just glad Courtenay's around, as a qualified substitute in case I ever give up my hopeless and inevitably doomed crush on Sarah Silverman.


    But who am I kidding: I'm never giving up on Sarah.

     Reply
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    I'd be exhausted too, walking around with a crown reading "Pussycat Dolls" on my head.
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    Image of random_play random_play
    03/21/09

    In reply to Twitter, the Next Generation
    This new "product" will do nothing but suck for the first year. A few fans will love it fiercely, but anyone else who spends time with the product will notice that it starts to stink after a while. Input will be rejected in colorful ways and the output will not be pretty, either. Support will be a nightmare. The system will drop one steaming load after another on the harried technical staff. Unpredictable uptimes will result in lots of sleepless nights. It will be many months before we hear anything intelligible out of this product.


    On the plus side, the product has enormous potential for long-term growth. The sky is the limit for this kind of product, and the management team is clearly committed for the long haul. It may take a while, but I predict this one will be a winner. Congratulations, Ev and Sara!

     Reply
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/21/09

    In reply to Twitter, the Next Generation
    If the baby is named Evan Jr. (and evjr on Twitter) and then begins tweeting about his first poop, I'll throw up.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/21/09

    In reply to Twitter, the Next Generation
    The baby is to be named "Twitter's Business Model" in an attempt to convince VC that Twitter has a plan to generate revenue.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    03/20/09

    In reply to Twitter, the Next Generation
    but what will i eat?
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    03/20/09

    In reply to Twitter, the Next Generation
    well, now chief wahoo and i know where to hold our nuptuals...on twatter
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/20/09

    @ellagood: and for the day-after brunch, twatterwaffles.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    03/20/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: delicious.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/20/09

    In reply to Twitter, the Next Generation
    There's a CEO of Twatter joke in here somewhere, but I'm too classy to make it.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
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