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    11/20/09

    In reply to Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
    If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsoft is like yesterday's cavalry.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan

    Ok, I admit it. I want to see her sex video. You know there's at least one out there, and it has to be good. That mouth was designed for one thing.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
    As my grandmother said; You get the face you deserve.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/19/09

    In reply to Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
    She always looks like a really mediocre tranny Mariah Carey impersonator.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
    She's quite the Yahooligan!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/19/09

    In reply to Yahoo's Lesbian 'Don Juan' Backhands Lindsay Lohan
    Oh, almost forgot. Speaking of fameballs -- I was driving along minding my own business, and then BOOM there she was, Julia Allison, in my car, selling me a Sony Vaio. She had a sexy voice, but wow was the whole experience creepy. I nearly drove off the road into a new eurostyle McDonalds where they were serving up thick, rich cappuccinos, crowned with creamy, delicious foam.
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    Image of Ted Dziuba Ted Dziuba
    04/25/09

    In reply to Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife
    Fact: her smile makes her look like a stroke victim.
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    04/25/09

    In reply to Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife
    She has been seeded.


    It's amazing how these guys choose ultra-petite snobby PhD's. Those woman are basically made to be bought and fucked.

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    04/25/09

    @Widget Economist: Sorry. That's my opinion. Also her face is fucked up.


    It's good she was chosen for her body. She can put a bag over that face and save me some throw up bags.

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    04/25/09

    @Widget Economist:
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    Image of Calraigh Calraigh
    04/25/09

    @Widget Economist: Seriously, just die already. It'll be a mutually beneficial situation for all of us.
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    04/25/09

    @Calraigh:


    And please stop using "Widget" in your nickname.

     Reply
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    04/25/09

    @Calraigh: How does offing myself benefit you or me? Do I tax you? Wtf?
     Reply
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    04/25/09

    In reply to Google Founder Larry Page Has Impregnated Model-Ph.D. Wife
    I vote we call her "Stanford Ph.D and former model" instead. (oops, is my jez showing?)
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/25/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    Ack, no picture. My embedding skills are not l33t. Here is the picture I was trying to post. I thought the resemblance was uncanny.
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    03/25/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    ...Separated at birth?
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    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    Here dad screws her up, and you bag on her. Nice.
     Reply
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    Why don't these people just enter rehab quietly? Why the press release if you can't own up to addiction?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    I'm just glad Courtenay's around, as a qualified substitute in case I ever give up my hopeless and inevitably doomed crush on Sarah Silverman.


    But who am I kidding: I'm never giving up on Sarah.

     Reply
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    03/24/09

    In reply to Rehab For Courtenay Semel's 'Exhaustion'
    I'd be exhausted too, walking around with a crown reading "Pussycat Dolls" on my head.
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