The highlight of this year's Values Voters Summit was probably the screening of an important straight-to-DVD film, Christmas with a Capital C, starring Daniel Baldwin. You must watch the trailer, below. It's about liberals and their annual routine: destroying Christmas.

The religious right's Values Voters Summit begins today, in Washington! Are you going? Of course not, because you people have no values. But many potential presidential candidates will be speaking, plus Christine O'Donnell and various other catastrophes.