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    Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression

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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/19/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    She thinks saying that she's against gay marriage takes bravery? She should have tried sticking up for the dozens of gays who have surrounded her throughout her entire pageant career, primping her, advising her, coaching her, dressing her, etc. That would have taken guts. Also, I don't think she should hope for too big a crown, what with her skull being unsupported by gray matter and all.
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    09/19/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    You never pray for peace
    You pray for victory
    You never pray for love
    You pray for abstinence
    Your mind's stuck in reverse
    And life keeps getting worse
    You say you pray for blessings
    But it works just like a curse
    You pray for the godless ones
    The ones who will not pray
    You pray for a savior
    Who will blow them all away
    You pray on your Bible
    You pray on bended knee
    And every time you say a prayer
    You prey on me, you prey on me

    You pray to God each day
    That your son won't turn out gay
    And your daughter won't bring home
    Someone like me
    You pray with every breath
    You love the Lord to death
    You're killing him with your kindness
    Don't you see?
    You pray He'll crush the enemies
    Of your sexual oppression
    You pray He'll send a virus
    That will teach us all a lesson
    And for all the unwed mothers
    In this whole knocked-up city
    And all the unborn children
    Who will never feel your pity
    You pray on your Bible
    You pray on bended knee
    And every time you move your mouth
    You prey on me, you prey on me
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    Image of elvisml2 elvisml2
    09/19/09

    @Mediahohoho: Thanks for posting that.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/19/09

    @elvisml2: You're welcome. Wish I could have found a Youtube clip with Timbuk3 performing, because it's a really well-written song.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    09/19/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Wait until she finds out that there's no God and that the people who are against the geighs are people with pathological sexual identity issues.
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    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    09/19/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Alan Keyes was picked by the GOP, when it was splashed in the papers that Jack Ryan, the white GOP candidate, had an acrimonious divorce, and demanded his wife go with him to a Parisian sex club, where everyone walked around nude, and copulated with strangers.

    So much for God and Family Values, which is what the Republicans call their core platform, castigate everyone else as morally bankrupt, and inveigh against liberals as libertines lacking a moral compass, every time they get within five feet of a microphone.

    See Ted Haggard.

    One more thing: to any evangelicals here, you are nothing more than anti-Semites in sheep's clothing. Take your Armageddon and shove it. I detest your theology. I don't care how much you love Israel. You may love Israel, but you hate Judaism and Jewish culture - and I am not fooled. I know how you trash us when we're not around.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    09/19/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Barbies of the World, Unite!
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    09/19/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Wow! She really is making herself a Christian martyr for losing a beauty pageant. And she is disgusted that people can be so intolerant? Ironic. What's more amazing is that the GOP is still trying to position itself as the "values party" even though they are running up and down the street screaming some of the most ignorant and bigoted things. Ironic again. I guess you need a healthy dose of it to be a Republican.
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    Image of otakugirl otakugirl
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Wait, is this dumb bitch calling herself "courageous" for speaking out AGAINST civil rights?
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    She and I have a lot in common. I also am disgusted that some people can be so intolerant. So confused now.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    09/18/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Do you suppose that such a gross lack of self-awareness renders her unable to see her own reflection?

    It would explain the hair, anyway.
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    09/18/09

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    Good Christian girls don't show their shoulders like that. Hussy.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Funny how the God of the Stupid and Intolerant Who Claim to Know What God Thinks never thinks anything unflattering to themselves or contradictory to their beliefs.

    It's almost like they made Him up to support their own nasty agendas!
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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Today is not the day for such mindless drivel. I do not understand, for the life of me, how the dumbest among us continue to make the most money.
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    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    wow, I managed to get though nineteen seconds before stopping it...actually, pausing it, comically, on her making a Crazyface.

    dear coyotes: the dogs are just hors d'oeuvres. here's your entrée. get to work.
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    Image of southernbitch southernbitch
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    whoever is coaching her at this point made her watch all of sarah palin's speeches, because she is mimicking all of her mannerisms and finer wavings and sneery looks. god, kill it, make it stop.
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    09/18/09

    @southernbitch: My first thought, too!
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    I'm always amazed by the gals who decide to get the silicon fun bags, but do nothing about their noses. WHY? Are the bolt-ons so much of a distraction that no one notices the schnozola?

    Also: Where is the rest of her puffy shirt?
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    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    09/18/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: but I don't wanna be a pirate!
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/18/09

    In reply to Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
    Doesn't she realize her beauty queen ambitions are shared by countless trannies all across her country?
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