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    When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations

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    Twilight's Vampires are Jewish

    Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire

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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    03:24 PM

    In reply to When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
    Not kidding, when I went to college there was a dude who called himself a vampire, only took night classes, wore leather all year long and was kicked out of school because he would break into girls rooms at night and try to "bite their necks". He was also a nude model, and mainstay at a local coffee house on Long Island. This was in 1998.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    02:39 PM

    In reply to When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
    I knew that girl was lying!

    [www.tmz.com]
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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    02:45 PM

    @Matt Cherette: maybe she should have carved "rpattz" on her cheek instead.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    02:09 PM

    In reply to When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
    The teen girl who claims she was bitten on the neck lives right by me; the movie theater in question is the one I visit regularly. I think she's making it all up, to be honest.
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    Image of NexusRanger NexusRanger
    02:40 PM

    @Matt Cherette: The girl who cried vampire.

    Do you live there by choice?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    02:44 PM

    @NexusRanger: Definitely not by choice. *Shudder* I'm trying to relocate to NY. I'm so sick of Michigan, you have no idea.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/22/09

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    You could have just ended that headline after the word "Sucks."
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/23/09

    @MisterHippity: Or changed "wallets" to "handbags".
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/22/09

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    This heinous vampire soul-suck rated 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. Which must be the equivalent of watching dust collect in an empty room...sober.
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    Image of Balsa Wood Balsa Wood
    11/22/09

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    1% gays? Lowballing.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/22/09

    @Balsa Wood: Actually I was going to commend Foster for a realistic figure. There's nothing for gay people to like here. The last time we were on board was Queen of the Damned, and well, I mean.

    Which, by the way, did you know some insane Scot murdered his friend and ate the head because Aaliyah told him to do so?
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    11/22/09

    @Balsa Wood: To clarify, 1% of men were gay upon entering.

    Oh Jacob, how you lure me with those biceps...
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/22/09

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    Bullock's movie should do better in the next week. She pulls female audiences, but they were all busy.

    You forgot "werewolf fetishists" in your list there, Foster.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    Tangentially on topic: would someone please explain to me how Mormons think vampires are acceptable subject matter? The Catholics are predictably (if belatedly) pissed, but why is Steffanee Meyer's church silent on the issue? Is it because she's raised their profile immeasurably with her fame? I'm so curious about this, because religious hypocrisy fascinates me, but I have yet to read an article, blog post or comment discussing this.
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    Image of Maryscary Maryscary
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: IDK, maybe because here's nothing in the Book of Mormon about not drinking blood? If Edward had a latte or a mojito, then, there'd be some angry Mormons...
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    Image of Lucky Lucky
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: From what I know, the Mormons (for the most part) don't view books like Twilight or Harry Potter as inherently bad because they involve magic and vampires. I think most focus on the message, which in the Twilight series is obviously abstinence until marriage, male dominance over females, etc. etc.

    I could be wrong. But in high school my Mormon friends liked and read/saw Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc. As long as it remains a fantasy and people don't start saying that magic is real or good doesn't triumph over evil, then I think it's cool with them.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/22/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Vampires are Lutheran.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @Maryscary: Good point. Kind of like Carrie Prejean's mind-numbing "It doesn't say anything about breast implants in the Bible" quote.

    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @Lucky: Thanks. This is an explanation I can wrap my mind around.

    #tips
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/22/09

    @Swifter: Learn something new every day. I would've thought they were atheist.

    #tips
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    At the risk of being annoying, I think that makes it BatsSpidersSparkly Vampires. The fact that The Dark Knight is still on top is the only thing stopping me from wishing death on humanity.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/22/09

    @DahlELama: Fixed! Thank you. Not at all annoying.
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    11/22/09

    In reply to Vampire Weekend! Twlight: New Moon Sucks Big Money from Wallets Worldwide
    In honor of Twillight's success, I'm going to drink and watch Near Dark, just like God intended.
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    11/18/09

    In reply to Twilight's Vampires are Jewish
    "Her mother, Patricia, who was raised Irish Catholic..."

    I was raised African American agnostic.
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I could see sitting on Edward Cullen's face... #twilight
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    No judgement. I loooved my NKOTB sleeping bag. #twilight
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    11/17/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: I had one too! However, I doubt anyone back then had Joey McIntyre face on their underwear, so I'm thinking there is a bit of a difference between that & this Twihard hysteria! #twilight
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    words....

    escape me.... #twilight
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    c'mon, the toggle on that light switch is way off! #twilight
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