Pee Your Pants From Fear or Laughter at Scare Tactics' Crazy Vampires
SyFy Channel's Scare Tactics is not just a program that showcases Tracy Morgan matter-of-factly reading cue cards. It's also a wonderful way for gullible friends to be pranked. Watch as this poor girl's carpool is attacked by motorcycle vampires.
True Blood: The One Where We Learn Why Sookie Is A Telepath
This week's episode of True Blood was disappointingly boring. Considering so many revelations this week, it's shocking that so little could happen.
Aubrey Plaza Was Every Fanboy's Dream: A Slutty Vampire Waitress
On Lopez Tonight, Aubrey Plaza discusses her work experiences prior to being an actress. Of the many waitressing jobs that she got fired from one of the most memorable was being a cocktail waitress in a bowling alley/secret nightclub.
Today in James Franco: Bloodsuckers and Baby Brothers
From time to time it's good to check in on James Franco, the entertainment world's enigmatic (or faux enigmatic!) renaissance man, to see what he's up to. Today he's doing lots of things for Esquire magazine.
Anne Rice, Secular Hero
Anne Rice wrote all those vampire books and we were like "Uhh.." and then she became a Catholic and we were like "Okayyy..." but then she quit the church and now she's speaking out and we're like "She's our hero!"
Vampire Man Slays His Roommate Then Drinks His Blood
Mauricio Mendez Lopez was discovered by his niece holding a knife and drinking a glass of his roommate's blood after killing him in their Florida home. Is Twilight to blame for all of this?
Anne Rice Quits Christianity 'In the Name of Christ'
Anne Rice is famous for writing crazy books about vampires, living in a spooky house, and , strangely, being a big Christian. UPDATE: Anne Rice is no longer a Christian.
Let Me In: Swedish Kiddie Vampires Remade in New Mexico
Here's a trailer for Let Me In the American remake of the Swedish child-vampire flick Let the Right One In by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves. Everyone loved the original—how does the new one look?
The Gates, Attempting to Dramatize, Makes Comedy of Werewolf Pack Relationships
On last night's The Gates, Brett kills a man and gets in trouble with an elder werewolf, who is also his football coach. The dramatic confrontation is incredibly cheesy, especially with Brett's ultimate consequence: getting kicked off the football team.
True Blood Explores Supernatural Jealous Lovers
There was some serious gangsta on True Blood tonight! First, Sookie's werewolf protector had a jealous ex-girlfriend threatened to shank her. Then Tara's new boyfriend/captor got jealous of Lafayette. Girl, please. Videos of all of the action, inside.
Desperate CBS News Makes Up Tween Vampire Biting Trend
Obviously tired of reporting things that are actually news, CBS has suggested its viewers scold the kids today for a dangerous new biting trend. As for any real video evidence, we'll just have to take CBS at their word.
Let Me In: Baby Vampires Come to America
If you missed 2008's Let the Right One In, an ethereal but deeply unsettling vampire movie (based on a book) from Sweden, go and watch that before you see Let Me In, the inevitable American version of the same tale.
Woman Blames Car Crash on Vampire
A Colorado woman says she drove her car into a canal because she was startled by a vampire. The vampire... of bad driving! No, actually, a real vampire. She said she crashed, because of a vampire. [KVDR]
True Blood's Newest Addition is the Vampire Version of Charles Manson
True Blood's newest vampire addition, Franklin Mott, seems to have the demeanor of a stalker and rapist combined. He bribes Jessica for information using a talking head, then stalks Tara using hypnosis. Point being, Franklin is up to no good.
Vampyre for President Challenges Robert Pattinson to a Battle
Last time we saw literally blood-sucking Republican Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, he was absconding with his child bride. Now he's back with a challenge for Twilight star Robert Pattinson: "Let him prove [his vampire credentials] on a field of battle!"
The Cast of Jersey Shore Remake Twilight for Guidos
Last night on Jimmy Kimmel's Twilight-themed extravaganza, he asked the unthinkable: what would happen if R Pattz, K Stew, and the ever-shirtless Taylor Lautner were replaced with the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore?

