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    In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/23/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Dr. Penny Kelso, the woman in the video, is a disgraced Lubbock, Tex. mobile veternarian.

    Here's the story because I'm sure you want to read about how she's not only incompetent but also a liar.
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    07/23/09

    @i'm a bottle: It's impossible code links after editing:

    Here's the article.
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    Image of Kenton Davis Kenton Davis
    07/23/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Remember folks: we have to occupy the Inbreds with a task - however stupid - or else they'll blow up our federal buildings
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/23/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Ok, I'm pretty sure the first time they had ever heard of the term "Clear & Present Danger" is when that Jack Ryan movie came out.

    One good thing about this Birther nonsense is that people who may have never read the Constitution actually cracked it open for a peek. Though I would really love if they could read the Federalist Papers first, especially that happy little section about the dangers of factions.
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    07/23/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Wait- Just what the Hell is a Super American Grand Jury? Did I miss something in Political Science?
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    Image of grandaardvark grandaardvark
    07/23/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    PLEASE tell me Van Halen is going to sue these idiots for using their song...
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    That could easily have been written by Dwight Schrute. They should find a way to work it into the show. It is so eerily similar to his "perfect date" description, all that's missing are poison arrows.
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    Image of Cannot Find Server Cannot Find Server
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    17th Amendment? The direct election of Senators? I was sure that was a typo until I checked the link. Yep, they want to skip overturning the New Deal and jump right to upending the gains of the Progressive Era.

    Why stop there? Let's overturn those child labor laws, and then keep working our way backwards through the amendments. After the income tax, you're tantalizingly close to the 15th and that pesky ban on involuntary servitude on condition of race.
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    Image of AliHajiSheik AliHajiSheik
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    This march would draw maybe 5000 sad, sexually frustrated enzyte users.

    I nevertheless fear seeing 5000 sickly white losers with cellphones clipped to braided belts fastened with a bald eagle buckle that holds up american flag print shorts and holds in a generous paunch under a sleeveless t-shirt showing a bald eagle on the american flag with a solitary tear, wrapping its talons around the twin towers and barely covering a pair of generous moobs.
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    Image of Brian Fowler Brian Fowler
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Gosh darn it you inbred, treacherous, rejects from an H.P. Lovecraft novella; that was my favorite Van Halen song!
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    The Real JR promoted this comment Brian Fowler was starred Brian Fowler was unstarred
    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Idiocracy, here we come.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Look on the bright side: perhaps it is keeping them busy. You know, not blowing themselves cooking meth in a bathtub somewhere.
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    Image of Gnip-Gnop Gnip-Gnop
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Looks like someone's nephew with the computer skills edited this together for a case of Busch.
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    Image of sparky sparky
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    Oh dear. It's no longer enough to be an American. Now we have to be Super Americans?

    Also: if Obama isn't a citizen, how can you level treason charges against him?
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    allyzay promoted this comment sparky was starred sparky was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/22/09

    @sparky: The preferred term is "Real American." It applies to Freepers, non-RINO Republicans, the Paulist and Palinist orders, and every one else who won't be lined up against the wall by Real Americans when the revolution starts.
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    07/22/09

    @onebadclam:I couldn't have said it better myself. I remember when I used to like it here. What the hell happened to our country? A tip of the glass and a pass of the joint to you my friend.
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    The Real JR promoted this comment fuckingoldman was starred fuckingoldman was unstarred
    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/23/09

    @sparky: I thought the Supers were outlawed after the series of farcical lawsuits that resulted from the failed attempt to capture Bomb Voyage by Mr. Incredible. When were they allowed to come out from anonymity?
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    Image of DontMakeMe DontMakeMe
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    "Presentments served to... Senator Nancy Pelosi."

    You mean Speaker of the House, that Senator Nancy Pelosi?? Dumbfucks.
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    Claire Buoyant promoted this comment Edited by DontMakeMe at 07/22/09 6:48 PM DontMakeMe was starred DontMakeMe was unstarred
    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    07/22/09

    @DontMakeMe: And they want to take over the government. Haw.
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    Image of DontMakeMe DontMakeMe
    07/22/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Exactly! I'd be fantastically dumbstruck if a single one of these morons could correctly answer even half of the questions on the citizenship exam.
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    Image of the-avant-guardian the-avant-guardian
    07/22/09

    In reply to In Which Birthers Wander DC Handing Out Insane Documents to the Sweet Sounds of Van Halen
    umm, what?

    and i also love how "standing" has been reduced to a technicality. doesn't standing mean that there have already been cases exactly like this and the court has already made a decision?

    wait, am i missing the point?

    rock the fuck on!
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    Magister promoted this comment the-avant-guardian was starred the-avant-guardian was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    07/23/09

    @the-avant-guardian: From the Merriam-Webster Dictionary of Law;

    1: the status of being qualified to assert or enforce legal rights or duties in a judicial forum because one has a sufficient and protectable interest in the outcome of a justiciable controversy and usu. has suffered or is threatened with actual injury
    ---

    IOW: Congress, the FEC, the Electoral College or possibly a state elections commission would have "standing" to file suit, but the average Joe on the street hasn't been personally injured.
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