Sweaty, Drunk Rob Ford Trapped in Web of Selfies
It was loooooong ago established that Toronto mayor Rob Ford has no shame, so it should be no surprise that he went out to a pub in Vancouver last night while in town for a funeral. There, Canada's second most notorious drug addict celebrity found himself trapped in a web of selfies taken by adoring fans that don't…
Woman Posts Ad for Secret Yard Sale of Cheating Husband's Possessions: 'Don't Come Too Early (Like He Did)'
A Craigslist ad for a "huge ass estate sale" posted last week in the site's Vancouver-area vertical piqued the interest of locals less for the items being hawked than for the reason they were being hawked in the first place: The seller's husband was cheating on her, and she was secretly getting rid of all his stuff.
Man At Center of Amanda Todd Bullying Scandal Says He Didn't Drive Her to Suicide, But Knows Who Did
After word spread last week that a Canadian teen named Amanda Todd had taken her own life after being cyberbullied for a period of at least two years, certain anonymous Internet justice outfits set out to find the person responsible.
If You're Going to Steal a Bunch of Old Coins, Make Sure They Aren't Worth Thousands of Dollars Before You Spend Them on Pizza and a Movie
A Washington man suspected of stealing a woman's collection of rare coins worth some $100,000 is accused of spending those coins on pizza and movie tickets for himself and his girlfriend.
Vancouver Rioters: Sorry For Rioting!
"Hey, uh, Vancouver? Sorry for the violent riots." That's what a handful of regretful Canadians are saying on blogs, Facebook pages and media reports after they were linked to last week's downtown Vancouver hockey riot.
Mid-Riot Make Out Couple Discovered
CBC tracked down the couple in the now-famous photo of two people apparently making out in the middle of Wednesday night's hockey riots in Vancouver. They were not, as it turns out, making out. But neither was the photo staged for the camera!
A Hockey Riot, Overanalyzed
By now you've probably seen footage of the hockey riot in Vancouver. And if you're from the US, you've probably said to yourself, "Damn, I didn't know they had it in them!" Thanks to a riot analysis from the Times we know that we could be dealing with a new, ultra-violent Canada. Here's your Vancouver hockey riot but…
Mid-Riot Make Out Session Probably Not Staged
This photo, of two unidentified people (apparently) making out on the street surrounded by riot cops, is just about the only good thing to emerge from Vancouver's intense hockey riots, which erupted last night following the Canucks' Stanley Cup loss.
Vancouver Rioters Hunted On Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr
There's little anonymity left in rioting these days. Thanks to cameraphones and tagging, police will be able to identify some of the Vancouver hooligans who set fires, smashed storefronts and overturned cars in Stanley Cup related rioting.
Bedbugs With Superbugs Discovered
Bedbugs carrying a drug-resistant MRSA germ have been discovered in Vancouver. It's unclear whether the bedbugs can give the germ to humans—we might have even given it to them—but the story is pretty close to the platonic ideal for public health panics. (Needs more obesity.) It's a fractal of insidious bugs! Zoom in,…
Lady Gaga Wears World's Least Airport-Friendly Outfit to the Airport
Lady Gaga wore a studded metal corset to the airport in Vancouver and had to undergo an individual security check instead of the metal detector. She must have left her hat made of plastic explosives and knives at home. [NYP]

