quote of the day
That's
Vanessa Hudgens, star of Disney's
High School Musical,
explaining to GQ how the entertainment industry works. Another truth: 19-year-old starlets sell copies of magazines for middle-aged men, particularly when packaged with these photographs and the headline High School Lolita. Incidentally, these photos will spread to fan sites frequented by Hudgens' main fan base, pre-pubescent girls, so passing on this wisdom to a new generation. And, before taking Hudgens' quote as the shallow babbling of a fame-drunk teenager, stop to think: it's also entirely true.
gossip roundup
- London tabloid Daily Mail snickered at Kate Moss' bony knees during Moss' night on the town with her rocker boyfriend, but what about the frightening shot of her face at left? The tab writes, under that photo, "Kate's hard-partying ways are beginning to show on the world beauty." Or maybe it's just the tint on the limo glass? [Mail]
- Britney Spears was not allowed to go to the bathroom alone, call anyone or touch the mail, but she was allowed to order something called a "lobster burger."
- Lily Allen had a miscarriage, broke up with her lover and her show got low ratings. Now lingerie maker Agent Provocateur is backing out of a modeling deal she trained hard for. Where is Chris Crocker when you need him? [Sun]
- Yankee Derek Jeter shut down by actress Sienna Miller, who had no idea who he was. [P6]
- Vanessa Hudgens,18, looking cute in an airport. ("Hot" would be creepy still, right? Too soon?) [X17]
- After being "inappropriate" with an adult film star during the taping of a reality show, married Daniel Baldwin returned home. Now he's got a black eye.
- Oil heir and inventor of the term "firecrotch" Brandon Davis is out of rehab and, surprise, now has a short temper, most recently with some South Beach hotel staff who called the police. Sounds like a certain hotel needs to sign up for the Russell Crowe Celebrity Sensitivity Training Workshops. [P6]
- Jessica Simpson is blocking a video she starred in, because it might possibly have some redeeming social value. [P6]
- After all the pussies canceled their Oscar parties, which diehard queen was left standing? Elton Fucking John, that's who. [P6]
- Michael Bolton is engaged to an actress from Desperate Housewives in an attempt to create the most sickening wedding ever. [Daily News]
work this out
If by "hot" you mean "not even midly arousing" and by "lesbian" you mean "the tongue of the High School Musical co-star in slight proximity to the tongue of another woman." I've seen better girl-on-girl action in the pages of Foreign Policy, and, yes, I am talking about a debate between Jeane Kirkpatrick and Madeleine Albright over the role of the United Nations' Secretary General. DISAPPOINTING.
Vanessa Hudgens Lesbian Kissing Pictures [Egotastic]
"Following the appearance on the Web of a nude photo of
Vanessa Hudgens, a source close to the situation tells PEOPLE that the '
High School Musical' actress once sent risqué photos of herself to Nickelodeon star Drake Bell. Hudgens had emailed photos to the 'Drake and Josh' actor a couple of years ago, before she was famous, the source says." [
People]
gossip roundup
The rep for High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens says, "This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public." Uh, or it's the best thing that's happened to her career yet. [TMZ]
Billy Joel's trophy wife, failed Top Chef host Katie Lee Joel, denies that she was turned away from P. Diddy's white party for wearing cream. "I was only dropping off house guests before I went out to dinner! They denied me from a party I wasn't even going to," she "explained." [R&M, 2nd item]
Jesus fuck, even Pete Doherty's cat is on crack. [The Sun]
Did
High School Musical hottie
Vanessa Hudgens snap nudie pix for her boyfriend, costar Zac Efron, which then leaked to the internet? We're going to go with "that's probs not her" and "why would you take nudie pix for a gay," but still, this naked girl sure looks like Vanessa Hudgens! [
Fleshbot NSFW]
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