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    Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong

    Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'

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    08/09/09

    In reply to Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
    I remember rumors about Lester being the father years ago. And I'm pretty sure Mrs. Orbach died some time this spring.
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    08/09/09

    @louise: Yes, she died of pneumonia in April. You'd think the Post would've mentioned that...well, no, I guess you wouldn't.
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    08/09/09

    In reply to Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
    that's the first time I could ever stand to listen to that song, andit's delightful when performed with just a piano. well played, Lady Gaga.
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    08/09/09

    In reply to Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
    So you think you can dance? is a better fit for Paula.
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    08/09/09

    @bryanthelion: with her dance and choreography background, I completely agree.
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    08/09/09

    @bryanthelion: I think a straitjacket is the best fit for Paula.
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    08/09/09

    In reply to Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
    Well, she plays piano pretty well which is a lot more than most young recording artists can do these days.
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    08/09/09

    In reply to Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
    Wow, she made that song almost listenable. Still not watchable, though.
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    08/09/09

    @meechybee: She is quite ridiculous, but I think it's somewhat refreshing. She can actually sing and play music too. Wow.
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    08/09/09

    In reply to Paula Abdul's Diet Of Sour Skittles, SkatKat Scaries, And Gravity About To Go Terribly Wrong
    I would like to know if Gerard Butler also likes dumb men, cause I'm available!!
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    The soul of Mickey's last chihuahua?
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Hell, I'd pick up Hugh Jackman poop (if I had self-esteem issues, which I most certainly do not)!
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    05/20/09

    @bytememehard: I emailed my mom the pic of him scooping poop and she wrote back "we have so much in common! Call me, Hugh!" Oh, moms.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Anna Wintour went to Minnesota?
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    05/20/09

    @crotchety: Hazelden, Mayo, etc.
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Anna told Oprah that if Oprah were a trailer she'd be a double-wide. At that point, a light breeze arrived and carried Anna headfirst into a Walmart, where employees forced her to try on clothing under fluorescent lighting.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: Moments after entering the Walmart she developed a rash and her hair began to fall out in clumps.
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    05/20/09

    @blix: And then she was force-fed Hot Pockets (on sale 2/$3.29) until she said favorable things about pull-on pants and wind suits.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: The girls who stock the makeup aisle held her down and put Cover Girl foundation all over her face, and Oil of Olay on her wretched, wrinkly arms. Then they sprayed her with Charlie.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: @BookishLookish: In a daring escape attempt she pulled on several pairs of Spanx and was almost squeezed into the past.
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    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish @blix: : And they didn't blend the foundation, which was three shades too dark, along her jawline AT ALL. Her helmet hair was shellacked with Aquanet and her shoes were sensible.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock:
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    05/20/09

    @blix: sigh. [images.celebrateexpress.com]
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    05/20/09

    @blix: That cape makes her ass look big.
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    05/20/09

    @scroll_lock: HA!
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    Snore. Yes, Anna, we are all big fat pigs, thanks. I'd like to get that scrawny English bitch in a headlock and make her cry "eclair."


    Team Little Brick House, y'all.

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    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes? you called?
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    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: An eclair sounds pretty good about now, doesn't it?
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    05/20/09

    @BookishLookish: No shit. Show me a man who's pass up a sweet little house like yours. Never happen!
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    05/20/09

    @Mama Penguino: Typo alert: That's " . . . a man who'd pass up . . . ."
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    To be fair, who hasn't accidentally sat on some strange man's lap while pounding back the vodka's in Vegas?
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    If AW thinks Americans are too fat, she should get on her broom and fly back to where she came from where everyone is svelte like her. Even if Americans are too fat, don't need or want to be educated by someone whose ideas of beauty are so screwed up.
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    05/20/09

    @Jackish: Little houses. I wish I thought of that.
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    05/20/09

    @son of spam: I think it sounds really sweet and homey. Like, "hey, sailor, wanna come take a long, slow tour of my little house?" or "Girl, your little house is looking spic and span!" or "Now, baby, now! Pump my little house full of love!" or even "Ugh. I've neglected my little house all weekend and now it's crammed full of crap."
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    05/20/09

    In reply to Anna Wintour to Oprah: 'Lose Some Weight, Fatass!'
    I can't see Crawford being a good dancer; he doesn't seem to be.....well, loose.
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    05/20/09

    @uncivily obedient, go forth and comment: Footloose and fancy-free?
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