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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
11/05/09

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He's gunna look pretty cute in the breadlines, trying to hide with his government poncho the panda that someone shoved up his ass.

I wish him only the cutest panda, with untrimmed claws. #cute
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Beau Nerd
11/05/09

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Somebody keep an eye on Christmas before Windolf makes off with it. #cute
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FeyBoohoozer
11/05/09

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It's a hell of a lot better than seeing blown up, shot up and mutilated bodies piling up daily in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, here and pretty much everywhere in the world, douchebag. Yeah, happy fucking holidays to you too arsehole. #cute
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Gabriel Snyder
11/05/09

@FeyBoohoozer: It feels like the Christmas season starts earlier every year. #cute
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FeyBoohoozer
11/05/09

@Gabriel Snyder: HA! #cute
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BadUncle
11/05/09

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Nouns are a privilege to use, Mr. Windolf. So stop wasting them like an angry child.
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toshiro_mifune
11/05/09

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This is one of the douchiest articles I've ever read. #cute
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toshiro_mifune
11/05/09

@toshiro_mifune: I should add; I think his basic premise is correct, that America is an increasingly infantilized culture in which adulthood is not allowed (or even wanted).
Lay off the kittehs though, and laughing babies. #cute
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Smitros
11/05/09

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And a happy Nosevember to you as well, Mr. Windolf, you heartless Scrooge. #cute
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raincoaster
11/02/09

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At least nobody expects barbacks to do unpaid internships. Maybe for some, it'll be a raise? #graydoncarter
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malo-ji
11/01/09

In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
"Are you tryin' to seduce me Mrs Robinso ... er Palin?" #levijohnston
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adiam7
10/31/09

In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
The truth does sound different and this little boy is telling the truth. #levijohnston
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Oryx Hearts Crake
10/31/09

In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
Levi Johnston reminds me of Joe Buck from Midnight Cowboy.The heartwarming story of a naive male prostitute and his sickly friend (Tank Jones) struggling to survive on the streets of New York City.
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TroisFilles
10/31/09

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John McCain should be so honest... I like this kid. I'm not going to look at his pee pee though. #levijohnston
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Airvault
10/31/09

@TroisFilles: Liar. #levijohnston
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TroisFilles
11/01/09

@Airvault: I could take apeek at his abs... And I do have excellent periperhal vision. I will not claim resposibility to glancing at his muddlagoondi though. If I see it, it will have been an accident. (My God, how often do you get to use the future perfect tense and not be speaking a dead language?) #levijohnston
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Mo MoDo
10/31/09

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Is he going to demand visitation rights to both of his kids? #levijohnston
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TheBusinessGuy
10/31/09

In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
Good God, Foster, this analysis is Talmudic! Don't be thrown by his name being Levi. He's not one of us, and he isn't worth the tsimmis. #levijohnston
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westward ho
10/31/09

In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
Meh. Some of it still sounds like bullshit to me, even after listening to the audio.

Don't be fooled by the folksy, aw-shucks accent. This guy is still figuring out how to make money from the Palin shitstorm.

I want to believe him, and that he's holding onto some awesome, killer secrets, but I don't really think so. #levijohnston
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
10/31/09

@westward ho: #levijohnston
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
10/31/09

@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: USA! USA! #levijohnston
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
10/31/09

@westward ho: This guy is still figuring out how to make money from the Palin shitstorm.

And after the way they dragged him out as a stunt fiance during the campaign, and then blocked him from seeing his kid after it was all over, why shouldn't he? #levijohnston
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Han Valen
10/31/09

In reply to Levi Johnston: Sad, Sorry, Suing for Custody of His Son, and Still Maybe Keeping Very Big Secrets
Ok, lets just step back and think about what this kid could really, actually know that would get Palin in real, actual trouble. He's not exactly part of the inner political circle.

The absolute worst I can imagine is that she let the underage kids come to her house and smoke pot and drink. What else can he possibly know? I dated girls in high school and even with the ones whose families I was tight with, I had really no idea what they were like beyond some fairly superficial interactions. #levijohnston
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Solomon Grundy
11/01/09

@Han Valen: Maybe her stupid daughter told him something. It's probably secondhand, not something he witnessed. But secondhand and BATSHIT CRAZY, if I know my Sarah. #levijohnston
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