Las Vegas residents complain that housing chimps in your backyard is a "safety issue." Man. That town used to be cool.
CBS Is Still Trying to Convince You It Isn't Just a Network for Old People
CBS, the last of the four networks to hold one, had its upfront today. Even though it is the most watched network, it still wants to prove that it isn't just for old people or the people who love the Big Bang Theory, with the result sometimes being How I Met Your Mother and other times being 2 Broke Girls. What does…
Sinead O'Connor's Wildly Inappropriate Wedding Announcement
Not to inundate you with news about Sinead O'Connor's crazy Vegas wedding last night, but she put up a new post about it on her website just now, and we had to share it's wonderfully oversharingness in its entirety.
Michael Jackson Celebrates Cirque du Soleil Collaboration in the Afterlife
Michael Jackson's greedy estate is sure trying to cash in, but no scheme would make the King of Pop happier than a tour and Vegas show by the famous circus troupe inspired by his music. Will Bubbles be cast?
'Spider-Man' Just Got a Lot Indier
This week the Roundup covered the most indie film ever. "Spider-Man" is like the opposite of that, right? What if we told you that Marc Webb, director of Indie rom-com "(500) Days of Summer," will direct the new Spidey flick?
Criss Angel Pulls A Rabbit Out Of Hef's Hat
As you may have heard, there's some drama brewing in the hills — the Holmby Hills, that is — where veritable antique Hugh Hefner has been holed up in the Playboy mansion with his three The Girls Next Door girlfriends, including reigning hottie Holly Madison. But Holly, who has been Hef's number one squeeze for the…
Las Vegas' Very Special Gay Cards
As Alex Pareene once said with a certain joie de vivre, "Leave it to the French to [insert something racy here]." Well, it doesn't get much racier than advertising to the gays—unless it's advertising to the lesbians! So Paris Las Vegas is appropriating a bit of that fake French savoir faire for their new ad campaign,…
Happy Anniversary, Nicky and Todd!
You know what today is, don't you? No? Why, it's the one-year anniversary of Nicky Hilton's ill-fated Vegas wedding to "hipster money manager" Todd Meister! (Or it's approximately the one year anniversary; the follies of rich drunkards don't adhere to the restrictions of common calendars.)


