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    Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    11/24/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    The only person who ever paired Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle (though they are collegially friendly and perhaps Joe wishes otherwise) on the record was Taylor Swift's publicist. It fits Swift's victim narrative, and who gives a shit about anyone ese with a career at stake? BTW her publicist is DAMN GOOD.
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    Image of botanical botanical
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    also; 'someone great' by lcd soundsystem goes really well with a whole lotta whiskey. that is all. ciao.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/23/08

    @botanical: Howdy, and goodbye. :-)
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/23/08

    @Aaron Altman: No! Don't Leave! We can play Dirty Charades...oh, there he goes....
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/23/08

    @SarahHeartburn: Oh, dear Sarah. I'm a gentleman! How are you, love?

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/23/08

    @Aaron Altman: I'm dawdling on a Sunday morning. Time to get out an get the paper while it lasts. Keep the fires burning!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/23/08

    @SarahHeartburn: As you saw, I couldn't. :-) Glad we got to say hello.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    (Door creaks, echoing loudly through an empty hall.


    "Hello?!" he yells, voice bouncing off of the high cinder-blocked walls, amongst the rafters and girders, and off the confetti'd floor.


    No answer.


    "Sigh," he intones, before the door is heard, slamming shut.


    Another missed FF for AA.)

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/23/08

    @Aaron Altman: Don't leave, young man. We don't get many...visitors around these parts any more. Or around MY parts.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/23/08

    @SarahHeartburn: Good morning, love! How goes the Iberian peninsula? :-)
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/23/08

    @SarahHeartburn: And, I hope you're still here. To you and all the others.
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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    stars! they are just like us. they often take whatever genitalia is warm and willing.


    (damn this post if it comes up twice.)

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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/23/08

    @ellagood: Ella!! Nice of you to drop by. You are missed. People have been misbehaving on threads.


    Freaky 80's vids, anyone? I just found this when I openend my YouTube page. Check out WHERE it was taped. (Shudder).

    -HM-fresh+div

    Assuming any of you are up. I will now tippytoe among the bodies passed out on the floor, gently picking pockets.

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    Image of ellagood ellagood
    11/23/08

    @SarahHeartburn: it's not really the misbehavin'; it's the incomprehensible that has got me baffled.


    nice vid!
    haha - fuck i feel old.

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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    Oh, for fuck's sake. Are we gonna do this or what?



    + Watch video





    That song put me in mind of this one, which a few seconds of sleuthing told me was written by the same man, and was later covered by Bonnie Tyler.



    + Watch video





    Good evening.
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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @LipstickLibrarian: Good evening!
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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    11/23/08

    @gecko: Hiya.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @LipstickLibrarian: Woot!


    I heart 80s music!

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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: NLA. Bummer.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @gecko: WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
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    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: I'm digging your scene.



    + Watch video
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    Image of minou minou
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    Yes, I am but a little in-n-out burger tonight myself. I want to greet the day tomorrow! Night all.
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @minou: nite min. stay warm
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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @minou: Night minou.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @minou: I'm taking your abandonment personally!


    Okay, no I'm not. Sleep well.

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    Don't everybody go to bed! I'm watching some awful Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie! I need moral support!
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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: I'm packing to go back to SC! I need moral support!
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: look away!
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @gecko: turn around!
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @gecko: SC as in South Carolina? Or SC as in USC?


    @souplines: I CANNOT. It's like when you hear the brakes squealing and you have to look up, because you know someone is going to need a witness. And then, three years later, you get subpoenaed and have to drive downtown in the middle of a workday to testify in court, and you screw it up and stand in wrong spot to get sworn in, and then when you sit down you get the witness chair tangled in the microphone and it almost whacks you in the face IN FRONT OF THE JURY AND EVERYBODY and you're totally embarrassed. Not that I would know. I mean, I'm just conjecturing.

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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @souplines: I can't decide if I'm scared that you're behind me or if that's an invitation to sing total eclipse of the heart.


    Either way, amused.

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @gecko: EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART.
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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: South Carolina, while possibly applying for jobs in southern California. Anything that's not in the South, please. I hate the thought of going back!
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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: Turn around, bright eyes.
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: then you accidentally hit the judge with the now tangled mike and he is out cold and the jury laughs but the baliff is pissed and three people jump off the roof because it's a hoax. just sayin'
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @souplines: Okay, fortunately I didn't hit the judge? But I did sit down in the chair facing the jury and didn't realize it was a swivel chair, thinking I was supposed to deliver my testimony directly to their faces. It was an uncomfortable couple of minutes.


    @gecko: South Carolina is very pretty, but...okay, I'm not saying it's racist, but its state bird is the Jim Crow.


    @gecko: I want to post a video of Chris Walker from Texas A&M, cavorting half-naked with other half-naked young men to this tune, but the video seems to be no longer available :(


    Instead, I can only say: AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT! AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: Well, this one will do. It's also Chris Walker.
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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: It's sexist, racist, classist, homophobic, and entirely exhausting-the inferiority complex covered by bravado gets old fast.


    "No, I'm not attacking you, I just don't like shrimp or grits!" I'm out of there when my contract ends in May. The work isn't making up for the locale.


    and Forever's going to start tonight...

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @gecko: I flew into Charleston once, and that's as much time as I care to spend there.


    @gecko: Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart...

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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: Downtown's gorgeous, and has a great aquarium and a few really good restaurants.


    @Colonel Mustard: Nothing I can say...

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @gecko: There isn't much to do there, as I understand. That's why it's called the Hairy Palmetto State.


    @gecko: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, and then I see the look in your eyes...

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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: Not much to do at all, which I don't mind. It's the ignorance which irritates.


    @Colonel Mustard: Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild.

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @gecko: I'm sorry. It's probably beautiful, though. Are you going there for work?


    @gecko: Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms...

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    Image of gecko gecko
    11/23/08

    @Colonel Mustard: I work in the Charleston area, yeah. I'm home on my Thanksgiving vacation.


    @Colonel Mustard: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around...

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    Well, the big, strappin' Irishman to whom I have pledged my troth has arrived at our domicile, so good night, my friends. See you again soon.
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    Image of minou minou
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: Goodnight!
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: nite books keep that troth warm :)
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: FROWNY FACE.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    my feets are too cold. Gotta get into bed. Thanks for the fun, folks!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/23/08

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: Night night!
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: sending warm feet thoughts. nite babe
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    OK, the train's two stops from the station where yu can smell the bay even in the dead of winter. I need to pack up the laptop before I forgot half the components. Tomorrow I'll be running around doing shit but will chek in. Night all.
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @Weegee's bored: nite weeg
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    I wonder if the people on SNL are embarrassed for themselves.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    11/23/08

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: This is so bad. I just spilled beer all over the floor and my carpet and my first thought was "damnit I'm one less beer away from being drunk enough to laugh at SNL" and not about cleaning it up
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    I am just friggin' cold. I might have to go curl up in bed, under a duvet and next to a warm man.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/23/08

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: I am waiting for mine to. So in the meantime:


    1974, a very good year.

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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/23/08

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: Same here. Wouldn't mind a warm woman. O well. I'm Irish. We enjoy our matrydom so.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: Mine is already in bed, but he's a huge Lou Reed fan, as am I. I agree, '74 was a very, very good year.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/23/08

    @Weegee's bored: and yer whiskey
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: lou reed, yay!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/23/08

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: The 1970s made me who I am. Still my favorite decade.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: mine too. are you my age?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/23/08

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: I think a few years younger. But am an Old.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    Ok, chicos. El BJ se va a dormir. Schluffen time ist lo.

    No idea what I'm sying.


    Good night.


    Going to a football game tomorrow. Go Dolphins. Bye.

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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @bjonston: nite b. go fish
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/23/08

    @souplines: Word up, Soupmeister. Good night, amigo.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/23/08

    @bjonston: Good night, BJ.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/23/08

    @BookishLookish: Night, BL.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    Perfect Tom Waits for tonight:
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    Image of MaelstromInTheMiddle MaelstromInTheMiddle
    11/23/08

    In reply to Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real
    Oh, you guys! I love you, every single one. I shall tell him, Fish. Weegee, it was deserved I tell you. Get home safely. BJ, you can always come here. We will take you in and promise never to honk. Bookish, he's a gem, especially when he's mad. Soup, Gecko, Spirit and Private, good night and good luck. If either I or our French dog show up later, then something is amiss.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/23/08

    @MaelstromInTheMiddle: Thank you, Maelstrom.
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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    11/23/08

    @MaelstromInTheMiddle: I'm about to fall off a train and you're leaving?
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/23/08

    @MaelstromInTheMiddle: at least it is out in the open. i will keep my eye out for a french bulldog with a really bad french accent
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