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    'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    Josh, I know you're doing all of this so that you can meet Padma. And your wife should slap you.
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    Image of Joshua David Stein Joshua David Stein
    12/19/08

    @Pope John Peeps II: Not true! I've met her once, at the James Beard Awards. She touched my arm and for me that was enough. However, I think I'd enjoy it if my wife slapped me. Depends where and how hard. Because sometimes slapping can be another way of saying I love you.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    "...and with my 10% Starbucks discount, I will show this priceless jewel what it means to truly be pampered."
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    This reminds me of the time a prisoner sent me a 4-paged love letter to my firm. He said stuff like "I started 8 businesses in jail, including a barbershop, a beautyshop, a modeling school, and a real estate company." Then he told me that if I'm ready for a real brother, than I need to come by and see him at, um, the prison he was serving 20 years at...


    I have no idea how he got my name...he said it was in the Law Journal. Super.

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    12/18/08

    @JinxyMcDeath: How did it go?
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/18/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: I fucked the shit out of him.
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    Image of IndianSlipper IndianSlipper
    12/18/08

    @JinxyMcDeath: Is he in for life? It always amazes me the women who write to prisoners and then marry them, when they have no possibility for parole!
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/18/08

    @IndianSlipper: No, armed robbery...though he could have been in for life if he was convicted of felony murder as he was the get-away driver in a robbery that resulted in the gas clerk being killed...you better be damn sure I researched the scary prison dude sending me 4 paged love letters...


    Of course, I never wrote back. I'm pretty sure he decided to write me because I'm an attorney and he could send me mail without it being looked at by the prison guards if he wrote "Attorney Correspondence" on it...which he did. And as an attorney, I'd be able to visit him without anyone listening in on our conversations...so he was clearly trying to get some lawyer ass.

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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    12/18/08

    @IndianSlipper: Sounds perfect to me! Think of it: on demand conjugal trailer sex without a full time pesky husband around.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    Kudos to any modern woman maverick enough to rock a pubic soul patch.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    Padma really would be the perfect girlfriend.


    As we learned on last night's show, the more you disappoint her, the less likely she is to send you home.

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    She's from India. Just push her into an arranged marriage and be done with it.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    I still think one of these guys would probably be the best choice. Is either of them single?


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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    Padma's pretty. But she's no Emma Wiklund from George Michael's "Too Funky" video circa 1992.

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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/18/08

    @pareenesnativityscene: Hmmm. No embedding eh?

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/18/08

    @pareenesnativityscene: I remember that girl! Her clunky walk in the video, mostly, but it was cool. Also the first time I ever laid eyes on a sweet, self-effacing Catholic schoolgirl named Tyra Banks. Whatever happened to her?
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    12/18/08

    @Baroness: The motorcycle corset was the most important piece of clothing to emerge in the 90's. I believe Emma married had kids and has a talk show in Europe.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    12/18/08

    In reply to 'I wish to have a application for the lady who you speak about.'
    I respect a lady for what she is: a priceless, irreplaceable object.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12/18/08

    @eXXX:

    I'd put her up on my bookshelf and admire her from afar and occasionally use the Swiffer to dust her nooks and crannies.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    12/18/08

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Ooh, now she sounds like an English muffin. Delicious.
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