I see it now... House Res. 1225: Cellular Telephone Communications Act of 1998 - Addendum 1.b.6. Any Cellular Telephone Company which accessed the cellular account of any citizen without expressly doing so under the USA Patriot Act shall pay said citizen $250,000 in punitive damages. And give them 5 years free service.
I worked for someone who used his work cell to call his mistress every morning pre arrival and post visit - weekdays only. Each month I'd have to submit his bill for reimbursement but had no idea who she was. One day the finance person offered me a ride to work if I ever needed it - gave me her number - BINGO!
that's one for the resume: "fired from my job at the mall kiosk for accessing the president elect's phone records". you don't get that kind of action working at orange julius.
I thought it wasn't a done deal yet that he's to give up his Blackberry? I think he should be able to keep it personally. How sad is it that we won't trust our president with any contemporary technology. I mean, this is going to start to get silly in another 10, 20, and 30 years if the land line telephone is the only technology the president is permitted.
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Imagine the Salesperson(s) there who had big, regular ads running for Verizon... Sorry, friend.
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House Res. 1225: Cellular Telephone Communications Act of 1998 - Addendum 1.b.6.
Any Cellular Telephone Company which accessed the cellular account of any citizen without expressly doing so under the USA Patriot Act shall pay said citizen $250,000 in punitive damages. And give them 5 years free service.
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"Can we invade your privacy now?"
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Or better yet...Ben Affleck. I'm sure he's DEFINITELY phone-fucking Ben Affleck.