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    Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses

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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/10/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    I just saw someone who looked just like Glenn Beck loitering outside a playground on Hudson St. Was that you, Glenn? #glennbeck
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/10/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    I just think it's weird that he tries to shut the site down instead of just coming clean. I mean, that's creepy. #glennbeck
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    11/10/09

    @BlinkyMcChuck: I agree. If he is so innocent why wouldn't he just come out and say so?

    His unwillingness to state his innocent, loudly and often, is a red flag that Glenn Beck may have, in fact, raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. #glennbeck
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11/10/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    Best meme ever. #glennbeck
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    I want the girl to stand up and say that he never touched her. #glennbeck
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    11/10/09

    @Mike Jahn: I feel that this is the only way to be certain that he is innocent. #glennbeck
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    I want to register the domain IsaacEiland-Hallis ExtremelyFuckingAwesome.com and use it for my new blog, "How Fucking Awesome is Isaac Eiland-Hall?"
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    Edited by MissNormaDesmond at 11/09/09 10:24 PM MissNormaDesmond was starred MissNormaDesmond was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/09/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: I think I'm in love with him. He's too awesome for his own good. #glennbeck
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    You guys, he probably never raped and murdered a young girl. SINGULAR. Now, young GIRLS... #glennbeck
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    Um... I am pretty sure at accusing some asshole with a radio show of being a rapist should have MANY MANY facts to back up the accusation. #glennbeck
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    Image of Rob Rob
    11/09/09

    @PandoraSpocks: That's the point, Glenn never indicates that he needs any proof as long as he just "ask the question" and now its up to the other person(s) to defend themselves because all he did was ask.

    It's pretty difficult to prove you didn't do something, and thats where the humor should come in. #glennbeck
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/09/09

    @PandoraSpocks: I, personally, would like to see the evidence Glenn did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990. Why doesn't Glenn Beck present that evidence? Is he hiding evidence that he did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990?

    All very interesting questions to ask, in my opinion. #glennbeck
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    11/09/09

    @onebadclam: As Peggy Noonan once said, "Would it be irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to." #glennbeck
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/09/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: Well, if a former Reagan staffer has her doubts then we must, in all good conscience, ask Glenn Beck to prove he did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990. n'est-ce pas? #glennbeck
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @Rob: Now that it's out there, he really needs to address it, with people talking about it and all. #glennbeck
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    This is awesome because I barely read this article and then concluded that Glenn Beck is a rapist. #glennbeck
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    Love the filename on the Hollywood Reporter site.
    (mouseover)
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    Unfortunately, I don't think this decision will make Glenn Beck change his schtick. It brings him too big of an audience (thus, money) to stop. This audience is not attuned to the message of the satire site and in all likelihood have never heard of it -- and even if they have, Beck can just start wailing again and say that he was bullied by a bunch of liberal meanies. #glennbeck
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    11/09/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Know why his audience keeps watching? They're afraid he'll rape and murder them, too. One by one. #glennbeck
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/09/09

    @OrneryBabe: Heart. #glennbeck
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    This made this near-unbearable day much, MUCH better. Somebody given Eiland-Hall a medal, please. #glennbeck
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    He should stop crying and answer the charges. #glennbeck
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @BadUncle: What is he hiding? How many more? #glennbeck
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    11/09/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: are you suggesting that it is possible that Glenn Beck might indeed be not just a big crybaby who may have raped and murdered a girl in 1990, but a SERIAL big crybaby rapist and killer who may have raped and killed girls in 1991, 1992 and beyond? I mean, i haven't heard a denial, so thanks poodle, for asking the question no one else seems to be asking. #glennbeck
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @Artur Van Asinine: It would be irresponsible now to investigate, not that it's out there. Before, too.
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    Edited by If_I_Had_a_Poodle at 11/09/09 7:10 PM If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    Aww, i thought this article was going to determine once and for all whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. I don't know if he did, but why are we the only ones asking this question? Conspiracy? #glennbeck
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    Image of Muggs Bigglesworth Muggs Bigglesworth
    11/09/09

    @BaconCat: These long-discredited textbooks have the answer!

    Or, at least they have clues...clues to be found by attaching a numerical value to the last letter of every page and then charting the coordinates on an x y plane.

    But the mainstream media doesn't want to tell you THAT story... #glennbeck
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment Muggs Bigglesworth was starred Muggs Bigglesworth was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/09/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: lets see. If we take "Harpers Index, Apr. 2005" and highlight the 5th letter of each word in the first sentence (Ratio of active workers at General Motors to retirees on its pension rolls: 2:5), we get "OVERRIS".

    Phonetically, this equates to OVARIES, which are an organ possessed by young girls in 1990, like the one Beck allegedly raped.

    Coincidence? Possibly, but until Beck clears it up, I'll reserve judgement. #glennbeck
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    11/10/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Glenn Beck went from CNN to FOX, FOx being a euphemism for a sexy woman, the kind of woman likely to make Glenn Beck rape and murder her. Again, why is nobody looking into this? The facts are right there. Open your eyes, sheeple! Why won't Glenn Beck deny this? Probably because he can't! #glennbeck
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    So wait--did the arbitrator determine that he did in fact rape and murder a young girl back in 1990? #glennbeck
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/09/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Meets Internet, Loses
    Rather than choosing to strive for excellence and civic contribution, you simply pander to the fears and insecurities of you audience.

    Beck is worse than that. He doesn't just pander to the fears of his audience, he actively creates and stokes them.
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    11/09/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Instructed by the GOP. He's a puppet. #glennbeck
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