"OK we have a whole bunch of baboons inside this house," said Howard Fyvie as he and Kyle Peters watched a troop of baboons enter their neighbors home in Betty's Bay, South Africa and ransack the joint like a bunch of goddamn animals.
"Fashion Film," starring Lizzy Caplan (from Party Down, Mean Girls, and in between Matthew Perry's sweaty thighs), exploded all over the Internet today.
Here are the three stages of discovery of the Live Action Toy Story film on YouTube:
Newly released security camera footage (video link) of George Zimmerman being led into the Sanford police station appears to contradict reports that he had been violently attacked prior to shooting 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.
Since our economy is going to hell in a handbasket, why not distract yourself from the economic doom that is now upon us with this clip of Rep. Barney Frank letting out what sounded like a giant fart tonight while chatting with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC? As you'll see, his hips most definitely don't lie.
Did NBA on TNT's Kenny Smith think he was in for some lighthearted comedic banter when he asked 30 Rock's Tracy Morgan "Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?" Because instead he got Morgan telling him that Palin is "good masturbation material."
Forty-seven years ago, President Lyndon B. Johnson needed pants. Pants that fit him better—as he put it—"where my nuts hang... back to my bunghole." Luckily, the phone call where he ordered those pants was recorded. For posterity.
As every college student knows, there is almost nothing funnier than watching a person try to narrate her acid trips. Especially when that person is a housewife in the year 1956. As she says, "I can see all the molecules!"
Whoops! Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who's in Yemen for diplomatic talks, fell while getting into a plane today. She's fine, so don't worry! She was probably just drunk. Or maybe she's a klutz like the rest of us.
Sure, you've seen cats fight before. But have you ever seen cats fight... to an intense, perfectly-timed action-movie soundtrack (Hans Zimmer's Alan Silvestri's Predator score)? I'm going to get Silvestri to score my next visit to the DMV. [Reddit]
Colorado Republican congressional candidate Cory Gardner made an ad criticizing his opponent Betsey Markey's support for Obama's budget. Except, uh, Betsey Markey didn't vote for the budget. Ed Markey, of Massachusetts, did. This would be embarrassing, in any other year.
British "street artist" Banksy apparently directed the opening titles of Sunday night's Simpsons episode. Like most Banksy art-things, it was "political." But it was also funnier than anything that's been on The Simpsons in a long time.
Republican Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell did not go to Yale. (Or Oxford, for that matter). How do we know? Because she just told us, in this new ad. How else do we know? Because she's against masturbation. Hey-o!
The presidential seal fell off the podium during President Obama's speech at a women's conference on Tuesday. My, my, what potent symbolism (and shoddy carpentry). Looks like Maureen Dowd's column will just write itself this week!
Brazilian congressional candidate Francisco Everardo Oliveira Silva won 1.3 million votes in the country's Sunday elections—twice as many as the second-place finisher. It may be because he is also a clown named Tiririca ("Grumpy") with amazing campaign ads.
Did you know that Donald Duck is a Glenn Beck fan? At least, according to this video, edited from old Disney cartoons by artist/activist Jonathan McIntosh. Makes sense, right? He's angry, inarticulate, and white. (Mickey is probably a LaRouche supporter.)
Carl Paladino, the loony Republican candidate for Governor of New York, had to be separated from Post reporter Fred Dicker after the two got into a physical altercation. Want to see two middle-aged men get up in each other's business?
No matter how horrible a woman is, we would never call her a "witch"—unless she actually practiced witchcraft. Republican senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a witch. Back in 1999, she told Bill Maher that she 'dabbled in witchcraft'.
Ever worry that you'll be the victim of a horrible crime, and you won't have the chops to tell the story to the local news? Watch this woman tell her story (of a robbery in Kansas City), and learn.
