@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Oh yes- I didn't mean to imply it was a bad thing. There is nothing I would enjoy more than an afternoon on Martha's exquisitely decorated sun porch with three or four pitchers of martinis. You know she is cuttingly clever about everyone.
@ms_priestypants: I was exaggerating but then I googled the actual recipe for the lemondrop Champagne punch, and that basically is it, just add some simple syrup.
Yup, you betcha' I'm going to get Sarah to sign my book and I'll buy two and she'll sign both and one I'll keep and one I'll sell on eBay, and Sarah will love me and make it all better and make the sadz into happy
Oh, hey Sarah, what? You're not gonna' sign either of the books I paid for after standing in the rain all day and leaving my kids alone at home with nothing but the TV and a frozen pizza? Well, go to hell, Sarah, just go to hell. I'll find someone else, you'll see.
Well, she is quite the quitter, isn't she? Maybe some of the people who didn't get their books signed will post their feelings on Palin's Facebook and ignite a war with her remaining die-hard (because they don't know any better) supporters. That should be fun.
@Claire Buoyant: Nope, already happened, and that ain't what they're saying. The wingnutters are apologizing for Palin, it's not her fault you see. She's got a lot of little towns to get to and they have her on a strict schedule which she has no control over. So bless her 'merica-lovin' heart, everyone ought to just pray to Jeezus that her bus makes it to podunk safely.
@Claire Buoyant: Oh no, Palin didn't quit! See, there's a better way to provide a voice for Alaskans than serving out her full term as governor. And she'll get started on that right away, as soon as she figures it out. Really. That'll coincide with when OJ finds the real killers.
Shit like this serves as Exhibit 85 as to just how unhinged Palin is. It makes no sense to alienate your nutjob base of future supporters. But they were lined up to see her and got what they deserved, so I can't feel too sorry for them. Tomorrow they'll all defend her and blame the lib-rul media for the negative coverage surrounding her ditching of her fans. The whole thing makes my head hurt.
Thanks, John McCain! You created this fuckwit. Why anyone takes him seriously anymore truly baffles me.
@OrneryBabe: here's a little Palin Orange Alert, Ornery: I saw her on Bill O'Reilly last night and she's stringing actual words together to form sentences. She's got a sliver of Reagan Worship 101 down anyway--that's the easy shit that all the dummies can do, you know. But still...[This is a public service announcement. ]
@Banjo-Sea Kitten: Wait a minute. You were watching Bill O'Reilly? ;) Kidding! I wonder if her publisher is paying to coach her on the fine art of sentence structure. As in, it has to contain a beginning, middle, subject and verb need to agree, . . .
But yes, Reagan is an excellent analogy. Everyone laughed at him, too. Supposedly Carter and his team celebrated when they learned he won the GOP nomination. And look how that whole thing worked out.
Wow, Martha's delightfully frank there. Prison hardens a person, and she knows Palin's never had to carve her own shiv out of a toothbrush. Pish.
(Also, it'd be nice if a CNN reporter would shut up with the gushing about Palin's book being a "best-seller"- of course it is, they're selling it for $4.99 at Wal-mart, and giving it away free at right-wing sites like NewsMax. It will be #1 on the NYT chart next week, but look for that little dagger indicating bulk sales. A scandal I am dying for someone to report on- ALL right wing books have this dagger on NYT charts. Pump and dump, right-wing "think-tanks" always artificially inflate the rankings of right-wing books. )
@Baroness: "bestseller" rankings are usually based on orders from bookstore chains or other chain stores like Target, Costco, Wal-Mart, etc. If they order 4 million books then that is what is reported as "sales". If 3 million of the 4 million go back to the publisher, then the book was still a best-seller.
Of course selling them for $4.99 is a good way to assure that you won't get stuck with them and an excellent loss-leader.
@Baroness: .The book will be airdropped wherever patriotic Americans live and those books will count towards her sales. Fuck Oprah and her book club, Sarah has Jesus, tea-baggers, and a shotgun.
Now there's two of them to hate. One for being Sarah and the other one for thinking she's a super cool lookalike in her bumpit and homemade pin. Go home, both of you.
I'm struggling to figure out how Fox News will blame Teh Liberals for Palin fans going rabid ferret insane on-camera after Palin pulled a Palin and quit her book signing early. But I'm failing. Nada. Zip.
Damn. Maybe Fox is genius.
@Lysergic Asset: Decoys deployed for protection. Like Saddam's old army of look-alikes. When you know your fans are utterly batshit, it's best to spread the targets around. Get that many insane people together in one place, anything goes...
@daveyjonesisdead: Shit. I want to move into the Roosevelt now... Think about the parties that must be getting start at the bar with the two of them slinking around.
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1 bottle of champagne
2 cups vodka
juice of 3 lemons
(serves 2)
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The woman really does out WASP the WASPs.
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Oh, hey Sarah, what? You're not gonna' sign either of the books I paid for after standing in the rain all day and leaving my kids alone at home with nothing but the TV and a frozen pizza? Well, go to hell, Sarah, just go to hell. I'll find someone else, you'll see.
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#tips
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#tips
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Shit like this serves as Exhibit 85 as to just how unhinged Palin is. It makes no sense to alienate your nutjob base of future supporters. But they were lined up to see her and got what they deserved, so I can't feel too sorry for them. Tomorrow they'll all defend her and blame the lib-rul media for the negative coverage surrounding her ditching of her fans. The whole thing makes my head hurt.
Thanks, John McCain! You created this fuckwit. Why anyone takes him seriously anymore truly baffles me.
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But yes, Reagan is an excellent analogy. Everyone laughed at him, too. Supposedly Carter and his team celebrated when they learned he won the GOP nomination. And look how that whole thing worked out.
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P.S. my boyfriend hates when I watch O'Reilly, but I must!
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(Also, it'd be nice if a CNN reporter would shut up with the gushing about Palin's book being a "best-seller"- of course it is, they're selling it for $4.99 at Wal-mart, and giving it away free at right-wing sites like NewsMax. It will be #1 on the NYT chart next week, but look for that little dagger indicating bulk sales. A scandal I am dying for someone to report on- ALL right wing books have this dagger on NYT charts. Pump and dump, right-wing "think-tanks" always artificially inflate the rankings of right-wing books. )
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Of course selling them for $4.99 is a good way to assure that you won't get stuck with them and an excellent loss-leader.
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#tips
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Damn. Maybe Fox is genius.
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#tips
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"The song that's gunna be sang"
Oh baby!
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Oh, right. Your wife kicked you out and you're at the Roosevelt with Don Draper.
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