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    Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense
    He's out there trying to figure out how to securitize trees and bears into bonds, insure the bonds, advise his closest buddies to insure the insurance on the bonds, then somehow securitize THAT, and then burn down the forest and somehow walk away with hundreds of millions of dollars.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense
    That makes him the second Jew in Idaho.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/08/09

    In reply to Sad Dick Fuld Holed Up in Shack, Muttering Nonsense
    "I do believe at the end of the day that the good guys do win. I do believe that."

    You know what Dick? So do I. That's why you're in Idaho nursing that emotional bruise and Lehman's just a faded memory.

    You see, the few times I've actually run something, I've not had any of my charges punch me in the face because I'm doing too good of a job. In fact, I've never been punched in the face by any underling because (I hope) I haven't fucked up on the scale that you did.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/08/09

    @ManchuCandidate:

    I hate to burst this bubble, but if memory serves me correctly, didn't that face-punching incident turn out to be apochryphal?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    The Palm Beach Daily News, aka "The Shiny Sheet:" EVEN MONEY. Printed on pink paper, this pathologically polite island society rag would score the scoop by allowing Bernie to vent about his prison accomodations and to lament missing last season's charity balls before slow-pitching a question about whether he had "any regrets" about "misappropriating some money."
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    Image of dissentingopinion dissentingopinion
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    I find it unlikely that these probabilities all add up to anything near P=1
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    Image of goetz goetz
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    Comedy Central: Bazillion-1. Don't count out Jon Stewart. He'd tell a few quick jokes, lull Madoff into a false sense of security (TOTALLY possible in jail), do the New York Accent voice, and then go on a "somebody had to say it" but ultimately uninteresting guilt fest for the remaining 12 minutes of the show.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    Heeb Magazine: 200-1. No one can appreciate his feat like fellow Jews, and only the Dreidel Hustler could pull off capping the interview by asking if he's ever masturbated into a wad of $100 bills.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    Perhaps Oprah?
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/13/09

    @AndIAmTellingYou: hasn't he lied enough already?
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    Keep in mind that Madoff and Matt Lauer lived in the same building. They must have exchanged a nod or two over time.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    Are the kids who made the Blair Witch Project available? I see huge possibilities.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/13/09

    @DahlELama: Are you kidding? I almost threw up at the first one. They'd have to wipe my guts up with a bucket.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/13/09

    In reply to Handicapping the Race to Get the First Bernie Madoff Interview
    What are the odds on Gawker?
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    07/13/09

    @momof3wildkids: Can you imagine an interview by Richard? It would be absolutely fantastic.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/13/09

    @mmstk101: I agree that it would be fantastic... Richard?
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    Image of blix blix
    07/13/09

    @momof3wildkids: Perhaps a recap. Richard goes to prison sounds too much like an Ernest movie.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/13/09

    @blix: A fauxcap would be delicious.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    07/02/09

    In reply to Where In the World is Ruth Madoff?
    She is with her sons while they practice keeping their respective stories straight.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    07/02/09

    In reply to Where In the World is Ruth Madoff?
    She's obviously walking the Appalachian trail.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    07/02/09

    In reply to Where In the World is Ruth Madoff?
    has anyone checked Richard Cohen's crawl space?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    In reply to Where In the World is Ruth Madoff?
    She and Kerry Washington are holed up in their 5th floor walk-up studio on the LES.
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