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Vincent Gallo May Be Old, But You Are Gay
Cold-eyed Hipsterwood blowjob recipient and woman-threatener Vincent Gallo is going to be appearing in some ads for H&M! A perfect fit, in Bizarro World. And, under "Too Good To Check": he calls bloggers GAY: More »
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Comment by Mount_Prion: This guy is one of the stronger reasons I wish spontaneous human combustion were real. And under my control. 10 Responses | Other threads
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Vincent Gallo Threatens Yet Another Girl. Let's Fight Him.
When he's not threatening our tipsters and offering to shove recording devices up our collective ass, scruffy indie actor Vincent Gallo is threatening a female Blackbook reporter at Fashion Week. The Brown Bunny actor offered to "track [her] down and make [her] wish [she] was never born!" (In fact, we've also heard from other gal reporters who have interviewed Vince that received threats along the same lines.) Maybe Vince loves women so much he hates them. Because he would be rakishly handsome if not for all this anger. Hey Vince! You can track me down and make me wish I was never born—I'm just crazy enough to win. I'm in the office at 210 Elizabeth Street most weekdays (so call first.) Bring it. (And who the fuck is letting him into Fashion Week?) Click for the girl-threatening video!
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By SheilaComment by Zlund: He's great in The Funeral too. Come on guys, don't pretend like he isn't beautiful. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Vince Gallo No Pedophile, Still Abusive Self-Promoter
Uh oh, looks like Vincent Gallo was right—about one thing. Yesterday, the indie actor threatened to "shove [New York magazine's tape recorder] up [our] ass"—and we invited him to do so. Now he has, figuratively. More »
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By SheilaComment by dbags: I am an asshole and shit. But I also most definitely put liberals off bc I'm conservative. I'm 24. I work... 13 Responses | Other threads
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Why Did Vincent Gallo Call This Girl An 'Ugly Cunt'?
Vincent Gallo is known for his colorful insults. When critic Roger Ebert panned the freaky indie actor's film The Brown Bunny, Gallo called him a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader" and wished cancer on him (success!) Last Friday, our correspondent, downtown scenester and ex-Defamer Molly Friedman, reported Gallo's comments about Sarah Palin's teenage daughters: "[Gallo] said, 'Look, have you seen that Palin family? She is so hot. And her daughters are so hot.' I said, 'Which one, the pregnant one [Bristol, 17] or the younger one [Willow, 14]?' He said, 'Both of them. They're the hottest family I've ever seen.' I said, 'So are you a pedophile? And he said, "I've been called worse things.'" If you feel you've been wrongly designated a pedophile, an extraordinary outburst in the comments section in which you call a pretty girl an "ugly cunt whore" probably isn't the best way to respond. More »
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By SheilaComment by TheRoyalScam: I have no idea who Vincent Gallo is. But it appears that he craves attention...any at all. And... 16 Responses | Other threads
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Vincent Gallo Lusts After Teenage Palin Daughters
Indie actor and proud Republican Vincent Gallo failed to shock and awe with his in-real-life blowjob scene with Chloe Sevigny in The Brown Bunny. But the scruffy about-town Gallo should be more discreet about what he says to people about how "hot" the Palin family daughters are. Our correspondent Molly Friedman ran into him at the Andres Serrano after-party last night: More »
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By SheilaComment by VGallo: I was at Andres Serrano's show and his PR girl Bettina asked if I would speak to someone from New... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Despite Valiant Effort, George Gurley Doesn't Creep Out Christina Ricci
Over-sharey reporter George Gurley interviewed Christina Ricci for the upcoming issue of Black Book. They've got the SEXY PHOTOS of disconcertingly tiny Ms. Ricci up at their site, but you might be more interested in the Observer columnist embarrassing himself a bit, as would be his wont if he was capable of embarrassment. After the jump, Ricci, who is trying to promote some sort of movie about a speedy racer, makes the mistake of looking at Gurley's notepad. More »
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By PareeneComment by raincoaster: @Pope John Peeps II: Is a third some kind of code, like "a fifth?" Are we talking a forty? A... more » | Other threads
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The prospect of Francis Ford Coppola imposing a "sex change" on Javier Bardem had us a million ways of excited (and just a little faint) today — and then we read the fine print. It turns out the director decided during rehearsals for his upcoming film Tetro that a woman would be a better mentor to his title character, played by Vincent Gallo. "As I read and reread (the script)," Coppola told The Hollywood Reporter, "I felt that the interaction between the two characters would be far more intriguing if they were of the opposite sex." Of course, the casting of Spanish actress Carmen Maura had nothing to do with Bardem reportedly "becoming unavailable" while keeping himself open for the Rob Marshall musical Nine, which shoots this fall. A similar scenario arose earlier in preproduction when Coppola, reportedly wanting to "go skeevy" with his lead, instinctively replaced Matt Dillon with Gallo. Either way, we think he's earned the benefit of our doubt. [THR] -
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"Chloe Puked FOUR Times!"
[Filmmaker and hooker Vincent Gallo is seen leaving the Y-3 fashion show in New York last night; image via Splash] More » -
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Vincent Gallo And Terry Richardson Pimp Belvedere
Vincent Gallo (the actor the Times once called a "misunderstood auteur pursuing an intensely personal vision") and fashion photographer Terry Richardson (whose work has been described as having "real pertinence in an industry that tends to be conservative and anodyne") are featured in a new Belvedere vodka ad. I saw it last night and it is depressing. More »
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By Joshua SteinComment by cupcakes: cos you know....the banner was on the page...oh nevermind... more » | Other threads
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i wrote this song for the girl paris hilton
"Writer/actor/director and ejaculate-peddler Vincent Gallo has reportedly teamed up with Eric Erlandson of Hole fame (God, where has he been?) to form the musical group RRIICCEE. And they are touring!"—Ephemerist. They play New York City on December 7. [Filter] -
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Throwing A Late-Night Lemon Party
· When the above sketch runs on Talkshow with Spike Feresten> tomorrow night, it will probably represent the filthiest reference ever made on television. (Do some internetting of the term "lemon party" if you don't know what we're talking about. But we suspect you do, sickies.) More » -
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"MADMAN artist Vincent Gallo has issued a profanity-filled rant against Post critic Frank Scheck," says Page Six. But careful, he kills! "Gallo is well known for his off-the-wall insults. He once called critic Roger Ebert a 'fat pig with the physique of a slave trader' and wished cancer on him for a bad review. Ebert eventually did come down with the disease." [NYP] -
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Vincent Gallo Terrorizes Genevieve Jones
This weekend at the "Warhol Factory X Levi's By Damien Hirst" party at Gagosian Gallery, auteur and crazyman Vincent Gallo swooped in for a snuggle with slightly-former It Girl Genevieve Jones. Can you smell her fear? Can you smell his body? [Photo: Splash] -
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Will Ferrell's Patience Eroded After Umpteenth Handshake At Sherman Oaks Galleria
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the time you spotted the star of your favorite CW series dumping her boyfriend at a local eatery. More » -
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Remainders: Happy Birthday Vincent Gallo!
- MSNBC cancels their Imus-cast. May we tackily say: Told ya! [TV Newser] More »
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Comment by PocketWizard: @lorem_ipsum: ...a bottle of bleach plus a bottle of muscle relaxers and a bottle of embalming fluid. more » | Other threads
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Sorry, No Tasting Vincent Gallo's Habaero
Pompous sperm-selling auteur Vincent Gallo wasn't aware that he would be operating the craft services table at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater tonight apparently, as the comedians promised. A tipster informs us that the greasy Republican didn't approve of this use of his hallowed name. (Wonder how he found out?) "His assistant called the theatre saying Vicent was very upset and demanded an apology for being credited as such. Someone at the theatre apologized, allegedly saying they were sorry that Vincent Gallo doesn't have a sense of humor." Meouch! More »
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By Emily GouldComment by Americana: "He went over to the dark side about the same time as Hitchens." I hope you don't mean Christopher Hitchens, or... more » | Other threads
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Ryan Seacrest's Refrigerator Secrets
In honor of Zodiac, the long-awaiting release from director David Fincher opening today, the LAT has a little fun by taking some of America's other legendary serial killers and playing one of Defamer's favorite parlor games, "casting the CBS movie of the week." (Only in this case, it's something more akin to "casting the $85 million Paramount/Warner Bros. co-production.") Some of their choices are mind-numbingly obvious (gee, we guess now that you mention it, Vincent Gallo does kinda look like Charles Manson), and some we just don't really see (we're not getting Green River Killer from Kevin Costner, sorry. He always gave us more of a Scott Thompson-vibe.) But one pairing was so inspired, it instantly chilled us to the bone: Forgetting for a moment that Dahmer was about a half-foot taller than his red-carpet-stationed doppelganger, something about the glassy-eyed smile, the boyish good looks, the laid-back, charming demeanor that lulls you into a state of trusting complacency, instantly said to us "human pancreas in an empty Blue Bonnet margarine tub." More » -
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Gawker Gift Guide Update: No Vincent Gallo Dickin' for the Credit-Limit Challenged
You recall that we'd suggested purchasing the sexual favors of the indie auteur, which the generous Gallo had been offering on his website for a mere $50,000 ($100,000 for lez couples). Well, we hate to tell you this, but you're going to have to scramble to come up with an alternative gift for your favorite "heavyset older redhead" — Gallo has told Page Six that he's no longer able to accept PayPal, because the company had some sort of objection to being involved in prostitution or something totally nutty like that. "They are really fascists. They should breathe some death gas or something," says Gallo of his former 'Pals. Uh, right on! The good news? He's now accepting Mastercard. Now that is indeed priceless. More »
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By Emily GouldComment by HeatherNumber1: Proof read, dammit. Good thing I'm already (still?) drunk. more » | Other threads
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Gawker Gift Guide: A Vincent Gallo Dickin'
If this were Star, we'd have to call this a 'Celebrity Dream Item,' because it's a little bit pricey — $50,000! But after you hear what it is, we think you'll agree that the special STD-free natural born female in your life is SO worth it. More »
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By Emily GouldComment by BrownSugar***s: "Even black chicks..." Wow, for a minute I thought Vinnie didn't love me no more. Seriously, tho, he'd have to pay... more » | Other threads
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Why Are You Staring at Vincent Gallo's Crotch?
Not much to say about this gallery of Terry Richardson photos of Vincent Gallo, collected from the new issue of Purple Fashion magazine, except: Go look if you must. No warranty express or implied. More »
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Remainders: Remembering Katie Couric's Memory-Filled Farewell
• We really don't want today to end, if only so that everyone can continue to hyper-analyze Katie Couric's insane farewell on the Today show. [BWE] More » -
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If You Can't Afford Vincent Gallo's Semen...
Our globetrotting sibling Gridskipper has discovered perhaps the most magnificent waste of money sinc Katie Couric's salary: a t-shirt featuring the face and name of Vincent Gallo, retailing for $500. This holy grail of irony is being sold at the Yellow Fever boutique, but don't expect to just waltz in and open your wallet: More »
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By JessicaComment by Alfonso X. Alfonse: Can I vote that the Earl Grey should write 1500 words on why we shouldn't like Vincent Gallo? I... more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: At Least She Didn't Dangle the Baby Off the Balcony
• Britney Spears claims that she drove with her infant son in her lap because the paparazzi made her do it. You see, they asked her to pose as such, and offered her $5, and she just couldn't resist. [R&M] More »
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By JessicaComment by Worker #3116: Wasn't Vince asking 1 million for his semen? If you can get him to bust a nut inside you, that's,... more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: Naomi Watts Makes 'VF' Party Quasi-Interesting
• Vanity Fair decides that its pre-Golden Globes party is the new VF Oscar Party, particularly because Naomi Watts showed up without beau Liev Schreiber and was overheard asking for "nice, single guys." Doesn't that TOTALLY make you want to go subscribe to the magazine? [Page Six] More » -
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Remainders: Vincent Gallo Wants You to Pay for His Seed
• We contacted indie filmfreak Vincent Gallo this morning for comment and have yet to hear back on the matter, but it seems that for just $1 million dollars, you can buy some of his sperm. If you're Chloe Sevigny, it's free of charge. [VG] More »
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By JessicaComment by Paunch Sulzberger: Well,until now it was so hard to shop for Jessica. more » | Other threads
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Gawker Exclusive: Vincent Gallo Talks Of Stunt Cocks, Metric Bolts, And Relocation
Few and far between are the times when someone of note actually returns my calls (remember, Gawker is evil, and not to be cooperated with!), so you can only imagine how my bowels froze when, upon answering my phone yesterday evening, I heard, Jessica, this is Vincent Gallo. More » -
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Vincent Gallo Reveals All To Gawker
Yesterday, sister site Gawker put on its reporter hat and placed a call to actor/director/infamous on-camera fellatio recipient Vincent Gallo to get to the bottom of the Brown Bunny stunt-cock controversy. Here's a taste of Gallo's 45-minute conversation, in which he again asserts the cinematic primacy of his own dong, holds forth on his recent move to LA, and floridly sullies the name of the supposed stunt-cock's mother: More » -
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Short Ends: Vincent Gallo's Blow-In Comes Forward
· An actor is alleging that he was Vincent Gallo's Brown Bunny stunt cock...and breaking his confidentiality agreement because he hasn't yet been paid for letting Chloe Sevigny blow him. Dude, in many Hollywood circles, you just got time-and-a-half. More » -
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Today In Vincent Gallo: Has The Cock Left Us?
'Tis a glorious day for all of Manhattan! We're hearing that director Vincent Gallo, he of the piercing blue eyes and Sevigny-approved genitalia, has finally vacated the island, unloading his rent-controlled nest downtown in favor of the left coast. Could it be true? If so, good luck, brave Los Angeles — your city is about to grow more noxious and your aspiring starlets, more defiled. More » -
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'Names & Faces': Corrections: For the Record
Today's excuse to mention Vincent Gallo? Why, it's The Washington Post's 'Names & Faces' column, which gets off to a great start with the provocative lead "Vincent Gallo is back." Indeed! As the WaPo continues: More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Vincent Gallo Goes After Kirsten Dunst
· Director Vincent Gallo says Kirsten Dunst is "a cold, curt, nasty little witch of a brat on the phone," after Dunst backed out of Brown Bunny at the last minute. We say Dunst is surprisingly intelligent. [Page Six] More » -
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We Had To Show You The Gallo Cock. Had to.
Your fascination with the macabre dictates your longing for the image at right (click for the very NSFW edition). Let's rationalize, shall we? Um, it's Vincent Gallo, he's a New York trainwreck... And, well, it's not out of the norm for us to talk about Chloe Sevigny... Oh, and it comes from our perverted brother, so it's all in the family... More » -
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The Brown Bunny Blowjob Revealed
Porn-seeking-missile sister site Fleshbot scores some video-captures of Vincent Gallo and Chloe Sevigny's infamous Brown Bunny blowjob scene [NSFW], thus saving us from our guilt from never ponying up for a ticket to get a look at it ourselves. (And our friends that had seen it are finally released from a continuing barrage of questions that they couldn't have answered without expensive forensic equipment.) Looking at this collage of vidcaps is a poor substitute for the acute sense of communal embarrassment one would get from sharing the full-motion, in-theater experience with other perverts, but we plan on printing it out, constructing a crude fellatio flipbook, and having some pals over to approximate the shame. More » -
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Vincent Gallo Truffles Die Chocolatey Death
Fans of absurd chocolates and frightening filmmakers should be alerted to the news that director Vincent Gallo's line of truffles (once available at Soho's trendy-beyond-comprehension Vosges) is no more. A reader writes: More »
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