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    The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal

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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    03/31/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    If Radar Magazine were still around, this could be their creepy Scientology article this year. It gave my chills.
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    Image of Senor_Wences Senor_Wences
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    I dunno. The specs for the Slap Chop are suspiciously similar to those of the E-Meter. He just kind of taped some razors to it and started hitting onions. I think there's a deeper story here.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    Ah, Los Angeles. I miss my hometown sometimes...
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    Image of tobaccoflower tobaccoflower
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    this is to awesome for words
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Oh, and if I'm going to post a video, I might as well add this one because it's hilarious.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Ugh, I remember the commercials for that stupid movie. I can't find them on YouTube, but they are burned into my memory from being on basic cable all the time.


    But, I did find this scene from the movie. Apparently they bothered to dub it into German (yes, they make good stuff, we know.) Foreshadowing!

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    Image of lawyergay lawyergay
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    OMG Zenu is going to slap chop the shit out of someone for this.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    The (pricey!) hooker clearly got the worst of it- that mugshot is godawful- but my Q is, was she sent by you-know-who to destroy him? Frightful people, I wouldn't put it past.


    The whole thing is sordid and depraved, and I shan't stay at the Setai ever again. As if that night with Kravitz there weren't enough to convince me! (Really, Leonard. Tsk.)

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    Image of theodicey theodicey
    03/30/09

    @Baroness: Interesting and very plausible.


    Why else, other than to trigger a police incident, would she chomp his tongue before the action even began (and long before she got paid)?

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    03/30/09

    @theodicey: Thank you, - why on Earth would anyone anywhere bite someone's tongue so viciously they had to be beaten off them?

    If it's insanity on the hooker's part, .. I just find this aspect deeply weird.


    But it's my understanding whores get paid first, not after.

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    The Smoking Gawker!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    "What does Xenu need with a Slap Chop?"
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    03/30/09

    @Aaron Altman: If I were him, I'd just go right for the jugular and sell "Xenu Loves My Nuts" t-shirts.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/30/09

    @m4ximusprim3: "Sure. We'll let you print those. Say, let us ask you something: do you value your male nipples?"
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Story Behind Scientology's Slap Chop Scandal
    You have to appreciate his honesty, at least. His last product had the word "sham" right in the name.
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    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    You see, Tom Cruise?? This is what comes of letting UNclears into the litter!
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Um that song is amazing.


    And only in Scientology would some 14 year old be able to sit on a judging panel and get you kicked out of this ridiculous religion.

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    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Missing from the above details are Shlomi's attempts to sue the Farrelly brothers claiming they stole 14 scenes in Something About Mary from his lil' comedy movie. heeelarious
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/30/09

    In reply to The Hooker-Beating ShamWow Guy Is a Renegade Ex-Scientologist
    Imagine being kicked out of an organization that keeps Jenna Elfman around...that could really drive an unstable person over the edge.


    Poor little Miami prostitute totally picked the wrong dude to bite.

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