Courtney Love scares Lindsay Lohan straight. Zoe Saldana gets "hot and heavy" with Bradley Cooper. A Kourtney Kardashian wedding is "imminent." Kristin Cavallari gets re-engaged. Do as Thursday gossip says, not as it did in the '90s.

A heartbroken Snooki was asked about her crush on and hookups with fellow cast-mate Vinny, who she felt "turned into like a jerk-off" during the season. One thing is clear, though: she does not like him for his "seabiscut" (the apparent name of his penis.)

Zach Efron got down with an Australian starlet. Charlie Sheen battles off porn stars. Lauren Conrad's reality show gets dumped. Russell Brand's unexpected high school picture. Gisele horrifies cancer doctors everywhere. Saturday Gossip roundup is aluminum-free.

In this episode of our favorite award-winning one hour drama Jersey Shore the castmates are all aflutter with drama. The Situation gets shafted by Vinny and Sammi alienates the last person in the house who actually tolerated her.

The contractually obligated brawling came to an end last night with the season finale of Jersey Shore. The roommates found the strength to muster one last heated exchange before packing their bags and saying goodbye to Florida.

Extremely manic behavior was the name of the game during tonight's episode of Jersey Shore. The typical fights turned into a household Civil War before enemies became lovers and jumped into bed together. Who knew things could get this weird?

It seemed like love was in the air on tonight's episode of the Jersey Shore. When the roommates weren't too busy screaming at each other over the "anonymous note," they were smooshing like champs... Until the fists started flying.

Tonight's episode of Jersey Shore included things you may have thought you'd never see: a game of catch with a fake boob, Pauly D becoming the sensible one in the house and... Vinny hooking up with Snooki? Stop drinking, kids.

Last night, the second season of Jersey Shore was unleashed upon America with the fury of a pack of juiced up, ecstasy-popping beat beaters. After roadtripping down the east coast, the cast arrived at their new digs in Miami.

Gaga's dress gets messy in the snow, Jersey Shore's Vinny forgoes a surreal appearance at Yale. John Mayer apologizes for using the n-word. Amanda Bynes doesn't see why craving "chocolate" men is wrong. Thursday's gossip is white all over.

Nuclear Wintour may be blocking SuBo from Vogue—but her motive would be pure. Rachel Uchitel gets a job, Madonna gets a new beau. Is the "oral surgery" delaying Lil' Wayne's incarceration for his grill? Wednesday gossip cometh.

Who gave Taylor Momsen the grown-up lollipop? A Jersey Shore guido plans his future at Harvard Law. Brittany Murphy's husband sues Warner Brothers for killing her. Charlie Sheen's ex checks into rehab—but why? Thursday's gossip round-up raises questions.

A leaked email from NYU Law's student listserv reveals a fight to book Snooki at a bargain-basement rate of $2000. As the email battle rages, Snooki's price rises. A comparative analysis reveals post-bar-brawl Snooki as the show's fastest-rising moneymaker.