Virgin Airways to Feature Live Stand-Up Acts on Certain Flights
It looks like the careers of several unknown stand-up comedians are about to really take off. Get it?
Cell Phones on a Plane: Virgin Atlantic to Allow Cell Phone Calls During Flights
Babies are about to get some stiff competition for worst thing to be seated next to on a long flight.
Virgin Atlantic’s Upper Class Passengers Can Now Suck on Richard Branson’s Head
Virgin Atlantic is classing up its bar service by popping oversized ice cubes shaped like company founder Richard Branson's severed head in all their drinks, The Daily Mail reports.
Madonna's Airplane Yoga Enrages Fellow Passengers
Airplanes are the worst places to meet celebrities. The cramped environment of an upholstered metal tube brings out the worst in every tantrum-throwing, assistant-berating diva. The only thing worse than a tantrum? Insufferable, yoga-enhanced calm!
What Did Oprah Do to Destroy America Today?
Oprah, America's thuggish overlord and faux cultural tastemaker, was out there today, as she always is, polluting the airwaves with her little syndicated serf-indoctrination program, looking for something cool to run up to, drop her pants, and shit all over. What did she defecate on top of today? Skype!
Virgin Atlantic fires 13 over Facebook posts
After flight attendants called passengers "chavs" — British slang for rude louts — and criticized the airline's safety practices on Facebook, Virgin Atlantic fired 13 of them. See? Facebook layoffs! [BBC News]
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