Chinese Court Rules Woman's Virginity Is Worth $5,000

It's not clear what the legal justification is for this, but eh, who cares: a Chinese court ruled today that a woman's virginity is worth about $5,000. The ruling came down in a case where a woman sued her boyfriend for taking her virginity while he was secretly already married.
"Virgin Whore" Med Student's Virginity Sells for $800,000 (Updated)
A medical student using the pseudonym "Elizabeth Raine" has sold her virginity online for just over $800,000. After a tantalizing buildup on her blog, "Musings of a Virgin Whore," the 28-year-old Raine finally revealed her face late last month, leading to massive influx of bids.
Mom Seeks Experienced Girl to Take Harvard-Bound Son's Virginity
Looking to send her nerdy son off to Harvard in style, this helicopter parent to end all helicopter parents has taken to Craigslist's "casual encounters" section to seek a young woman who can help claim the "socially awkward" boy's virginity, and turn him into a "cool college kid."
Teen Virgin Puts Deflowering on Auction Block to Help Ailing Mother
Inspired by a fellow Brazilian who raised nearly $800,000 by putting her virginity up for sale, Rebecca Bernardo decided to try her luck offering up her deflowering to the highest bidder.
Adult Virgins Say the Darndest Things
There are, in theory, emotionally stable adults who happen to be virgins and are capable discussing their virginity without humiliating themselves. Unfortunately, the humiliation-prone virgins on TLC and in the "Femail" section of The Daily Mail are constantly drowning the normal ones out.
Extended Virgin Diaries Trailer Will Make You Cringe
Master of the modern freak show TLC has taken one of the most awkward of common human experiences—having sex for the first time—and made it a billion times worse by presenting it in a ghastly monstrosity of a vastly humiliating reality TV show. Behold the Virgin Diaries, in which a sex-abstaining couple shares their…
Virginity Auction Trend: Over
Oh okay, we will put this up simply to remind you of how quickly trends can spiral into sickening territory: an Ebay auction (hoax?) for the virginity of a 19 year-old quadriplegic girl. Um:
