Internet asshole Vitaly Borker — who bullied people into leaving negative online feedback about his bootleg sunglasses business to boost his Google search ranking — pleaded guilty in court yesterday to being an asshole, as well as to mail and wire fraud. His excuse for threatening people with sexual assault for…

Vitaly Borker, the owner of decormyeyes.com, has hit on an ingenious method to market his Internet eyeglasses business: Bully customers into leaving negative reviews on watchdog websites, then watch your rank in Google searches rise!