Obama, Putin Butt Heads Over Russia's Threats to Invade Ukraine

With the Russian parliament unanimously approving Vladimir Putin's request to send troops into mainland Ukraine, the American government made another overture this afternoon urging Russia to reconsider its strategy.
Antiviral: Here's What's Bullshit on the Internet This Week
Here's a fun fact: 60 percent of all stories on the internet are created in a Hollywood studio by Jimmy Kimmel. Sorry, no, that's a lie—just like the little boy crossing the desert, the the sad Putin hockey photo, and the wolf in the Sochi hotel room. All of these stories took over the internet this week, and all of…
Vladimir Putin Hugs Actual Queer Person, Actual Queer Person Hugs Back
Noted oppressor of gay people, Russian President Vladimir Putin deigned to put his hands on a potential corrupter of children's innocence, openly bisexual Dutch speed skater Ireen Wüst. Wüst won a gold medal on Sunday, making her the first of the seven openly gay or bisexual Olympians competing at Sochi to do. You can…
"Leave the Children in Peace," Says Vladimir Putin to Gays
Vladimir Putin should probably stop talking about gay people. In an interview today, the Russian president aimed to downplay fears that gay men and women will be in danger during the upcoming Winter Olympics in Sochi, but instead he might have done the opposite.
When Fascism Comes to America, It Will Come Through TheChive.com
"The cult of Putin in America," Marin Cogan writes at National Journal, "probably has its strongest hold on the readers of ostensibly apolitical humor sites that target young men, such as Cracked and theChive." If you want a picture of the future, imagine a theChive t-shirt stamping on a human face—forever.
Congressman Arm Wrestled Putin: "His Muscles Are Just Unbelievable"
Conservative California Congressman Dana Rohrabacher, who is thought by some to be a closeted gay man, recently regaled listeners of California's KPCC radio station with a story about the time he got drunk and arm wrestled Russian President Vladimir Putin. Sample quote: "His muscles are just unbelievable."
The Collected Op-Eds of Vladimir Putin
Conservative writers are very upset that The New York Times published an op-ed by Russian President Vladimir Putin calling for the U.S. to halt any plans to strike Syria. “It looks like those pro-Assad Syrians didn’t need to hack the New York Times website after all,” National Review columnist Charles C.W. Cooke …
Putin and Obama Awkwardly Shake Hands in Russia
Russian President Vladimir Putin shook hands (and smiled) with President Obama on Thursday morning at the 2013 G-20 summit in St. Petersburg, Russia, where leaders of major countries were ostensibly meeting to discuss the stability of the global economy. The tense handshake — a controversial trope during Obama’s…
"You know, I sometimes thought about him, he is a strange guy[...] How is he going to build his life? In effect, he condemned himself to a rather difficult life. I do not have the faintest idea about what he will do next" — Russian President Vladimir Putin on NSA leaker Edward Snowden
Here's the Painting of Putin in Lingerie Seized by Russian Authorities
Russian authorities seized this painting, showing Russian President Vladimir Putin and Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev in ladies' lingerie, from a St. Petersburg art gallery.
Should You Boycott Vodka Over Russia's Horrible Treatment of Gays?
Dan Savage’s #DUMPRUSSIANVODKA boycott (particularly Stoli) to protest the government-sanctioned oppression of gays in Russia is in full swing. Should you participate? Or keep guzzling the stuff?
What the Hell Is Going On With Russia and Gays?: An Explainer
The following video, widely circulated on social media, shows a Russian teen being tortured by a Neo-Nazi gang that suspects him of being gay. It seems likely that the clip—like the photo above, taken at a St. Petersburg gay-rights rally in June—will become iconic for the same reasons the famous photographs of Emmett…
Putin Says Russia Will Never Hand Edward Snowden Over to U.S.
Russia will never hand NSA leaker Edward Snowden over to the U.S., Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Monday, but also unless Snowden "stops his work aimed at harming our American partners" he won't be allowed to stay in Russia. So... that's Sheremetyevo Airport for the foreseeable future, then?
Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Wife of 30 Years
Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are calling it quits after 30 years of marriage. In a totally normal move, the couple announced their divorce on Russian state television after attending the ballet together. It was their first public appearance together since Putin's third inauguration in May…
Paul McCartney Writes Letter to Support Pussy Riot After Hunger Strike
When a jailed member of the controversial Russian punk band Pussy Riot decided to go on hunger strike to protest her incarceration proceedings, Sir Paul McCartney stepped in. He penned a hand-written letter to Russian authorities, demanding they release the two remaining jailed members of the wronged band.
Vladimir Putin and Steven Seagal Had Lunch Together Today, Are Apparently Close Friends
In a weird way, this makes perfect sense: legendary sex-slaving, tank-driving action star Steven Seagal and Russian president/famed shirtless athlete Vladimir Putin had lunch today before watching a judo competition together in Russia. What seems like a one-time meeting of similar minds is actually just the latest…
Gérard Depardieu 'Betrays' France for Russia's Flat Tax
There is not a detail in the story of France's Orson Welles Gérard Depardieu's apparently-real move to Russia to avoid higher taxes that will not delight you. After President François Hollande attempted to make good on his campaign pledge to increase taxes on the wealthy, Depardieu announced plans to leave France for…
