Julia Allison

I'm sick of your shit.

I'm sick of it being wrong.

I'm sick of it being snarky.

I'm sick of it being pointless.

And:

imthevalleywag

So, Julia, why are you and Shira new friends?

Julia Allison

She participated in 24 Hours at Sundance with Meghan, they became friendly, and we happened to both be at the Huffington Post ball on the night before the Inauguration. She came up to me and we hit it off instantly. She's bright, energetic and highly personable. We just clicked.

that's how normal people become friends.

I'm a girl's girl, and so is Shira. She's a hard worker, and I like her.

And Aubrey and I are friends as well. But no, she didn't introduce me to Shira.

And that's that.

So. That's that!

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wait... what's that sound? it... it sounds just like... it sounds just like a falling chimney OH MY G

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"Julia Allison

I'm sick of your shit.

I'm sick of it being wrong.

I'm sick of it being snarky.

I'm sick of it being pointless."

Two things.

A: Then stop being a too-good-to-be true train wreck with the self-awareness of a watermelon, and realize that your page view popularity, both here and elsewhere, is built on the fact that people love to hate you, and that hatred is, in the long term, an exhausting and implausible foundation for a personal brand, which you clearly have no ability to generate anyway, because you spend all of your time publicly pretending to fly off the handle at attention you both crave, and lack the psychological resources to properly address by responding with a curt "no comment," a method commonly used because it has worked for every other person of public interest ever who aimed to look like someone who exists above the fray, as opposed to a damaged woman-infant, whose reply to any honest critique of her modus operandi is a dismissal of that person as being one who is plagued with "issues," "unintelligence," or "jealously."

B: Right back atcha, muffin.

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Hey Im people and Im telling you.. that verizon guy is a scumbag. he wants to have tea with terrorists. give secrets to the Cuban government. sleep with your sister and root for the steelers. GO CARDINALS!!!!!!!

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