I wandered into the kitchen and considered for, like, the tenth time that day, how hard it would be to, like, pee into a funnel or something and then into, like, my boss's coffee. He was, like, such a fucking cretin.
"Hey!" he, like, yelled from the office. "How long does it take you to get me a cup of coffee, you dozy posh cow? You're not trying to find a goddamn funnel again, are you?"
I settled for opening a cupboard door and, like, writing "Ricky Van Veen has a really small peen" in the dust with my, like, finger.
From "The Devil Most Certainly Does Not, Like, Wear Prada," Bee Shaffer, 2010. #beeshaffer
@Motoko Kusanagi: Exactly. Wonder how she got the gig. It's not like she has to worry about paying the rent or landing something else if this doesn't pan out. #beeshaffer
@FormerEnglishMajor: Well, I know virtually nothing about Bee, other than she has a dumb name and a creepy mother, but she could have very easily gone the Trump route: gotten a job working for Mommy and written a book on how to "succeed" at "Vogue."
I'm not really defending Bee (seriously, what's with rich WASPs and ridiculous names anyway?). I'm just pointing out that she didn't go the nepotism route. And true, that's not much of an accomplishment -- unless you compare her to the 3 Trumps, Rob Speyer and Valerie Peltier, Aerin Lauder, Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry (see what I mean about the dumb names?), Billy Macklowe, etc. #beeshaffer
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"Hey!" he, like, yelled from the office. "How long does it take you to get me a cup of coffee, you dozy posh cow? You're not trying to find a goddamn funnel again, are you?"
I settled for opening a cupboard door and, like, writing "Ricky Van Veen has a really small peen" in the dust with my, like, finger.
From "The Devil Most Certainly Does Not, Like, Wear Prada," Bee Shaffer, 2010. #beeshaffer
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I'm not really defending Bee (seriously, what's with rich WASPs and ridiculous names anyway?). I'm just pointing out that she didn't go the nepotism route. And true, that's not much of an accomplishment -- unless you compare her to the 3 Trumps, Rob Speyer and Valerie Peltier, Aerin Lauder, Celerie Kemble and Boykin Curry (see what I mean about the dumb names?), Billy Macklowe, etc. #beeshaffer
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